This morning, Katsuki Bakugou and his friends decided to spend their free week on a hiking trip to a lake somewhere northwest of Musufatu. But instead of hiring a local guide, Bakugou decided to trust a map and compass due to his time as a boy scout. Which is less than a year, and it was when he was 7 years old.
The gang has spent an entire morning hiking around the woods, climbing mountains, and crossing rivers but they still haven't arrived at the lake yet.
Now the gang arrives at an unfamiliar river, the gang decides to stop and check if they finally get somewhere closer to the seemingly (according to them) mystical lake.
Jiro: Where the hell are we?
Bakugou: Danku River.
Kirishima: That's so? How do you know that? How are you sure?
Bakugou: Only one way to find out, losers. Let's go!
But before he starts crossing, Mina Ashido interrupts him.
Ashido: Yeeeah, ah, I'm not feeling so good right now... Seriously, my skin hurts!
Bakugou: Enough from Raccoon Eyes! Into the water, ladies!
Kirishima: No, no, no, man. Let me take a look at that map right quick.
Bakugou: Why is everybody all obsessed with the map?
Kirishima: 'Cause we're tired of being your trail donkeys! Acting like you're a one-man GPS! Goddammit! We lost! We fucking super lost, man!
He then turned toward Kaminari, hoping that he would back him up.
Kirishima: Tell him, Kaminari. Tell him what time it is.
Bakugou: I don't believe you!
Sero then decided to try to calm the situation down. To the same effect as pouring gasoline into a raging fire.
Sero: I think what he's trying to say is-
Kirishima: No! I just want to say that-
This then starts to devolve into a shouting match between the gang as everyone releases their frustration on the trip at this moment.
This is quickly ended by Bakugou using his quirk to create several small explosion that silences everybody in the gang.
Bakugou: CHILL! Alright? Just chill it! Now, let's go find those lakes.
Before he tries to cross the river again, Jiro corrects him.
Jiro: Lake!
Bakugou then turns around, confused at what the Earphone Hero said.
Bakugou: What?
Jiro: It's just a lake, there is no S, it's just a lake.
Kirishima: Alright, that's enough! If the machine breaks down, we break down.
He then decided to take that map by stroking Bakugou's Mt. Lady-sized ego in the form of asking for a workout tip.
Kirishima: Hey, man, you know how in Rambo I, he was big but a little puffy, and then in Rambo II, he got all shredded up?
Bakugou: Yeah.
Kirishima: That's kind of how you look right now.
Bakugou: Oh?
Kirishima: Not Rambo I but II.
Bakugou: Really?
Kirishima: Yeah, when he was cut up.
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MY HERO ACADEMIA OF THE DEAD
Hayran KurguSometime after the summer break, Izuku Midoriya and his friends decided to spend a week at one of his friend's lake house while Katsuki Bakugou and his group decided to go on a camping trip at a lake. But they don't know that their vacation plans ar...
