𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 ♡ 𝑮𝒖𝒔 𝒙 𝑩𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒊𝒆

2 » Clyde

I woke up. Sleepy as usual. I have problems getting healthy sleep, and my eyes clearly show it. Got out of bed and grabbed my clothes. I put them on, thinking about school. It's the second day, and I have to go there again. The first day wasn't amazing, but as my dad says, "Let's hope for a better sequel." I don't believe that today is going to be any better, but I certainly hope so. But I came up with a plan. I'll try to befriend this, uhhh... how was he... Leon! I'll try to befriend him, since he's the only boy, he got a sister, so maybe I'll try to get something with her aswell, and since his sister will probably become friends with other girls, I should be very neutral. Anyway, it's time to get ready and go to school.

- Bye, have fun!
- Bye, dad! - I said back with a fake joy in my voice. Anyway, it's time to realize this plan. Right now, I'm gonna sit against the wall and wait for a moment.

Then, this girl without tooth... Bonnie? Entered the classroom. But she was carrying something huge with her? It's a... A CANON?! She jumped in and shot herself out.. Hitting me. She hit my head with her helmet and my stomach with her body...

My vision became blurry, I was hearing a loud beeping, and I felt dizzy. My tummy hurt, and I felt like I'm about to pass out. I closed my eyes for a while, and after I felt better I opened them. I got jumpscared by her, and my body jumped a bit.
- Are you... okay? - I heard her muffled voice, also hearing my own heartbeat and beeping.
After a few seconds, beeping stopped.
- W... why did you do that...
- I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit ya.
- Oh.. - I moaned from pain, and she just walked away. I had a million thoughts running through my mind. Excuse me? Why? What? Like! What the sigma! She almost killed me, asked if I'm okay and walked away like nothing happened? What is wrong with her? After dad picks me up, we're going to police station to report her! It was... it was an assault! A battery! Attempt of murder! Body damage! Causing an injury! Aaagh!!! My head!!! My head hurt soooo bad, I felt like I'm dying.. Weird feeling... Similar to this when I was standing on a train tracks...

Oh my God! This [CENSORED] Ruined my plan! Leon is probably going to run away from me after I approach him. Bonnie, you... you ruined my school life! Alright, calm down, take a deep breath. I'm overreacting. Everyone will forget, I'll put on bandage, and ask Leon tomorrow.

What do I do today? Suffer like yesterday. Or maybe I behave like a man, and go talk to her. Like real men get the things done. Let's think how do I do that...

Plan A

I approach her from the back, gently tap her shoulder and ask her: "H-hey... Could you tell me, why did you shoot yourself out of canon straight into me? It really hurt... I'm not mad, but... you know..."

Plan B

I approach her from back, grab her shoulder and turn her to my side, and say: "Hey you, you hurt me. It's time for you to have a short talk with Mr. Fist! He wants to take you for dinner to this restaurant. You know what they have there? Pain!" And then pow, left, right, chin, pow pow pow "How do you feel now, huh?"
And then she like: "Gus, no, no show me mercy"
And then me: "There's no mercy for you."
And then POW, final blow, and then I laugh, and then 30 years in jail.

Nah, I'm not gonna approach her. I'm scared. I'm just gonna wait till Buster picks me up.

I spent rest of the day sitting in the corner or playing with Lego Duplo. Finally, Buster picked me up and we went home. Today, was even worse then tomorrow. It wasn't a better sequel.
- Sooo, how was the second day?
- You know the saying "Let's hope for a better sequel?"
- Of course.
- Well... this was like... a Asian copy.
- Aw, I guess it was awful?
I just nodded as an answer for that.
- You don't have to explain if you don't want. Let me take you on pizza, I got few more bucks left.

At the restaurant, he looked at me curiously, looking at my eyebrow.

- What happened to you? You have a bruise on your eyebrow arch..
- Nothing.
- No, really. Has someone beaten you up?
- No.
- Hey, I'm trying to help you. Please tell me what happened.
- I slammed my head on the door.
- I'm not buying it.
- Ugh. Fine. So you see, there's that one girl, Bonnie. If you didn't buy slamming myself on door, then I don't know if you'll buy this. But, she literally shot herself out of canon right straight into me! Because y'know, her sister and uncle are some stunt show stars, and this stupid child thinks she's going to be as them.
- Oh my God... That's crazy. I'm gonna apply a bandage on you when we get home.

We ate pizza and came back home. Buster applied a bandage on my eyebrow arch and soon after I took a bath, brushed my teeth and went to sleep tired even more than yesterday.

"This is not looking good. Every day is worse. I wonder how tomorrow is going to look like. Please, divine powers, or just an arsonist. Please set the school on fire, so I don't have to go there. Please."

I've bun struggling, but I managed to finally fall asleep.