KOTLC Sleepover! (sokeefe!!!😆)

Triplets to rappers...to...trappers?

Hi y'all! -WAIT-OMG-I GOT 103 READS!?!?? TY SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! I COULD CRY-😢😉😄 THIS IS FOR Kp8112009 (again:) )AND KotlcSokeefe4eva For being and supporting me through the books!!! Ty so much for reading guys :) here's the chap! MIA=OUT

"KEEFE SENCEN.MR AND MRS VACKER. MR ENDALL. MRS. FOSTER.MRS. MARELLA,MARUCA. MISTERS AND MISS DIZZNEE,(did I spell that right?)DETENTION FOR A WEEK."

*flashback*

"When is it gonna go off again?" Bex,Keefe, and Lex all sighed. "Reexxxx" Bex whined. "that's the 15th time you've forgotten in the past 15 minutes! Its going off at lunch, dummy! At least TRY to remember this time!?" "5 minute call! I repeat, 5 minute call!" Bex bellowed from a raised platform. "GAH BEX NOW I GOTTA REDO MY HAIR!!" "OK READY"

*Lunch bell rings*

Everybody files in, and stares at the giant stage in front of them.
*curtains open*
"WHADDUP PARTY PEOPLE!?" WE'RE THE TRAPPERS, COMING AT YOU FROM THE DIZZNEE'S RESIDENTS! PLEASE, SIT DOWN AND ENJOY THE SHOW!"

*in Elvin words so they can understand,someone starts playing (the music, but triplets are Singing, but pls read lyrics! There is important stuff in it)

Skit: Paul Rosenberg
Hey, Em, it's Paul
Uh, I was listening to the album
Good luck, you're on your own

Intro: Eminem
Guess who's back, back again?
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da)
(Da-da-da, da, da, da, da)

Verse 1: Eminem
Well, look what the stork brung
(What?) Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out, yeah, like a sore thumb
(Bleah) With a forehead that it grew horns from
Still a light nerd *Keefe walks out in a fluffy T-rex costume and starts dancing*
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher with the vic's, percs and a Root beer shirt
Lyrical technician, an electrician y'all light work
And I don't gotta play pretend, it's you I make believe
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
If I was to ever take a leave, It would be aspirin to break a feve
If I was to ask for Megan Thee Stallion if she would collab with me (fitz walks out in a stallion costume and dances with keefe)
Would I really have a shot at a feat? (Ha!)
I don't know, but I'm glad to be back, like

Chorus: Eminem
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh *tam walks out in a magician costume and waves the wand around*
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh

Verse 2: Eminem
Now back in the days of old me
(When) Right around the time I became a dope fiend
Ate some Reeses, as a way of coping taste of
Pieces, case of O.E
​Turned me into smiley face emoji
My may not be age appropri-
Ate but I will hit an eight year old in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout to turn into some girl scouts *linh, marella,and maruca come out in girl scout costumes and dance*
That censorship bureau's out
To shut me down so when I started this verse
It did start off light-hearted at first
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed, look what I pocketed
Yeah, the is just like y'all have been light joggin' and I've been running at full speed

And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin, and I'm the fight y'all get in

When you debate who the best but ops I'm fast-talkin, when
I step up to that mic, cock it then
"Oh my god, it's him... not again!"

Chorus: Eminem
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh
*tam does a magic trick and Biana appears in the mist, in a woman's magician costume*
Bridge: Eminem
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
(If what?) If he could see the way is today
(Look at this stuff, man) He'd probably say that everything is slay
(Like happy!) What's my name, what's my name?

Verse 3: Eminem
So, how many little kids still wanna act like me? *tam appears in a magician costume with a wand and dances*
I'm a bigger than cacti be
And that's why these words sting, just like you were being attacked by bees
In the coupe leaning back my seat
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group, the black guy pee's
In my Air Max 90's
White T's walkin' parental advisory
My lil' cat's Siamese
Identifies as Dog, but acts Hipp-ottomanese
Like a mother hacky sack I treat the whole world, 'cause I got it at my feet
How can I explain to you?
That even myself, I'm a danger too
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But that, if I think that shit, I'ma say that
Cancel me what? Okay, that's it, go ahead, Paul, quit *Keefe steals wand, waves it, and Sophie appears in a t-rex costume and dances*
Snake you male crossdresser, fake
And I'll probably get for that
(Watch) But you can All in fact
Them, Dre, Jimmy, me, you, my own kids they're brats ('em)
They can screw-off, them and you all
You too, Paul, got two balls, big as RuPaul's, what you thought you saw ain't what you saw
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini, Harry Houdini, I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving, like

Chorus: Eminem
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick) I'm 'bout to reach in my bag, bruh * bex and lex come out in rapper costumes*
Abra-abracadabra
(And for my last trick, poof) Just like that and I'm back, bruh *wylie appears in mist, in a creepy vampire costume, does an evil cackle, turns into a bat, and flies away*
How did y'all like it? Post in the comments:) who liked sophie coming back? If you didn't read the lyrics, pls do! There is critical information in there:) C you guys! Mia=Out!