Idiot : Ishman

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A house ones a peaceful house but now it fills with loud angry shouts.
A lil bean shouting at his husband who stood tall like a giant.

Ishan: monkey!!!! How could you do that!!! Huh!!!! Chimpanzee!!! What no they are much better than you!!!

Shubman: Are..Ishu listen i did that because i w-

Ishan: YOU DID that BECAUSE YOU WERE BORED TO STAY ALONE! SO YOU CANCEL THE PARTY which I WAS WAITING FOR WEEEKSSSS NO MONTHS!!

Shubman: listen..Ishu i-

Ishan: listen my ass!! How could you do this!! It was Mayu's birthday!!!!
*he said while grasping Shubman's hair*

Shubman: ow..ow Ishuuu leave my hairrr ouchhh
*he somehow was able to free himself*
I'm sorry ookk..i WON'T do it again..

Ishan: ahhhh im soooo done with youuu

Shubman: Don't overreact Ishu why ar-

Ishan: Don't overreact?? Hahh?? Chuppppp!!!! What would Mayu feel now huh?? His only best friend who he was not able to meet for 4 freaking yearssss was in the town! Got invited! Made plans! Cancel at the last moment?? Your boring asss
Telling me not to overreact!

Shubman(whispers): i married an angry birdd

Ishan: what did you say?? Huh?? Married an angry bird??? Shubman Gilllllll go away than marry Someone else who is not an angry bird!!

Shubman: what..no Ishuuu.

Ishan: Go outttttttt

*After Starring at Ishan for a moment*

Shubman: fine...

Ishan: idiot..
.....................
(With Shubman)

On call-
Shubman: Hello Abhishek

Abhi: ya?

Shubman: i want you to do something

Abhi: ok..what?

Time skip//
9:p.m

Ishan: where is he?? Why Isn't he picking up my call...he is not even with Abhi...Mayu...Rishabh..Axar....

As hours pass Ishan was dead worried about Shubman. He waited the whole night for him.

Morning
(6:00 am)

Ishan: Shubman fucking Gill where the hell are you!!!!!!!!!!
*the frustration took over him when he got a call*

Abhi: Ishan...

Ishan: Did Shub call you???

Abhi: no..but firstly im sorry..

Ishan: what are you saying Abhi??

Abhi: uh...i lied to you Yesterday night...Shubman was with me...

Ishan: what...?? Why did you?

Abhi: he told me..a-

Ishan: Is he with you? Tell that fucker to come home now!

Abhi: uh...Ishu...he's not with me now..but you need to be hurry..Shubman he is...

After Abhi explained Everything to him, Ishan hurriedly grab his keys and went to the location Abhi told him.

Time skip//
As Ishan reach the place he saw Abhi waiting for him.

Abhi: Not started yet..go and give a nice tight beating!

Ishan: i will kill him!!!
*Both of them went towards the two figure who were about to start doing something*

Abhi: Shubman..

Shubman: yeah Abh-Ishan??

Ishan: what are you doing here??
And who is she??!!

Abhi: let me explain Ishu..

     (Back to when Shubman called Abhi)

Abhi: hello?

Shubman: Abhi i need you to do something

Abhi: ok..what is it??

Shubman: I need you to find a girl or a guy who wants to get married

Abhi: For whom? And why?

Shubman: For me

Abhi: oh oka-WHAT??!!! YOU'RE DAMN MARRIED GILLL

Shubman: I know Sharma!

Abhi: than???!! Wait I'm Telling Ishu!

Shubman: don't you dare!! He told me to do that!!

Present

*Ishan took a deep breath while glaring at Shubman*
Ishan: IDIOT!!! IDIOT!!! IDIOTTTTTTTT

Shubman: I'm not ! You told me to go and marry Someone else..

Ishan: Idiot!!!! Your brain is here!!
*he said while pointing towards his knee*

Abhi: Such an Idiot Shubman, i know you were an idiot from before but not this much of idiot-ness
*he sigh while shaking his head*

Shubman: I promised to you Ishu during our marriage... That I'll listen to whatever you say..

Ishan(sigh): As now you're getting married to this unknown girll now than i Should too ryt??
Let me go and marry Mayank

Shubman: What!!! No!! You can't do that!!! You can't marry!!! You can't !!

Ishan: if i wasn't here you was about to get married, and i would have probably divorce you after knowing about this so?you aren't mind and I'm not yours

Shubman: no..Ishu!! See we didn't started yet so I'm not married and you Shoooo
*he chased away the girl who was standing beside him*
Ishu..I'm sorry..I never thought of that..

Ishan: Shubman.....(sigh)..never knew why i married such an idiot...can't do Anything right..

Shubman: your idiot...can do one thing right
*he said while Hugging Ishan*

Ishan: and what is it??
*he said while calming himself and feeling happy that He found Shubman*

Shubman(smirk): Help you make babiesss

Ishan(blush): the hell..

Shubman: Let's go and make some.. Its been years

Abhi(cough): I'm still here..

Shubman: and you Bhabi ka chamja I'll deal with you later

Abhi: what?? But i just helpppp

Shubman: i said I'll deal with you laterr for now
*he drag Ishan* we are gonna go and make some babiesssss

Ishan(blush): Shub.....!!

The end
(Short fic)


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