For Bridges That Are About To Cross

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Ray: Guys it is time for Elimination

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Ray: Guys it is time for Elimination.

Chet: Already? Really?

Ray: Yep!

Hey Hey Hey, It's Elimination Time!

Matt: These Elimination Time themes are getting weird...

Stephen: We got only 1 vote this time.

Baron: Just one?

Stephen: Well Peachy forgot to vote so....

Joseph: Who got the vote?

Stephen: Bucky.

Bucky: Awww *gets Launch* AHHH!

Ray: The next contest is to get across this bridge. The most people to get their members across win and the least ones with be up for a double elimination.

Delirious: A double elimination! Oh sh*t!

Ray: Go!

Buck: I don't know about you guys, but that bridge Doesn't look so strong, and I can't see the bottom of that cliff.

Batcoon: Well, I ain't taking chances!

Thomas: Yeah! *Walks across*

Mason: Yeah Dastardly. Can you believe that? He killed me by making me jump.

Dastardly: *looks at John and remembering getting hurt by his bad side* Hmm.

Mason: Seriously what the hell?

Dastardly: Hold on Mason. I got to do something. *Grabs John* Payback. *Throws him*

Thomas: *About to cross* Here we go.

John: *crashes into the bridge falling but also breaking the bridge* Ahhh!

Thomas: Oh no! Oh no! *Falls* Ahh!

Dastardly: Oops.

Mumbly: *Snickers*

Eddie: Aw man. What do we do?

Buck: I know. *Turns on Hover shoes*

Wildcat: Oooh!

Mason: Woah!

Chugga: How'd he get hover-shoes?!

Eddie: Yeah, yeah. Ooh ahh. How about Wallace builds a launcher before Buck is unconscious.

Buck: You see, the thing about hover-shoes is it's all about small subtle movements. Something Eddie- Ah-Choo! *Hits the cliff and falls* Ahh!

Weird Harold: Now what do we do?

Vanoss: Look! There's another bridge.

Tommy: How the f*** Did neither of us see that?

Matt: Well then.

Fleegle: Let's go! Drooper, Breezy! Let's all go together!

Mumbly: *Snickers*

Dastardly: Mumbly that's enough please.

Mumbly: *bites him*

Dastardly: Owch! *Shakes him off causing Mumbly to hit Fleegle, Drooper and Breezy causing all four to fall*

Batcoon: Ok I Know you'll try to be nicer but that was seriously uncall for.

Dastardly: Want to go there too?

Batcoon: Please calm down.

Dastardly: That's it! *Throws him but he hits the sticks* Oh pardon me sticks. *Picks them up and throws them and throws Batcoon off*

Muttley: !!! *Follows*

Irma: Wait what are you doing? *Falls*

Joker: *looks down and shrugs and jumps*

Eddie: Are you kidding me?!

Cool: Evan. See any third bridge?

Vanoss: Not really but I think the ropes on the first one should work.

Delirious: Okay then.

Mason: Hey Dastardly. You won't throw me off right?

Dastardly: Of course, not Mason. You're my friend.

Mason: What about Gromit?

Dastardly: As long as he doesn't say I'm bad.

Mason: Uh DD. He's a mute.

Dastardly: What?

Mason: He can't talk.

Dastardly: Oh, I didn't know that.

Delirious: Okay here we go. *Tries to climb on the ropes*

Tommy: ...? What the f***?

Cool: What?

Tommy: This ain't a rope. These are black bendy straws taped together.

Allison: *looks at Stephen who's holding tape and bendy straws* -_- ?

Stephen: I thought they would buy it.

Delirious: WAIT WHAT?! *The straws break* AHHHHH!

Ray: Well now. Now that the bridges are broken and there's no way that the rest of you can get across, so we need a tie breaker. Okay first team to eat all these chocolate balls win.

All: *eats*

Ray: The Funny Sides win. But these three teams left. So, we need another tie breaker. Okay whoever breaks their tie first win. Get it tie breaker?

Eddie and Cool: *break their Ties*

Ray: The Zippy Quiets and The Troubles Win. So the Cheese Sharks are up for elimination. Double elimination.

Basically: Ah f***..

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