Episode 1
3rd POV"I'm Osamu Dazai".
Cutting to nightime, at a tea house. "You're unreliable and a you're a fool, Dazai. Who says. 'Wow, that's a nice river,' and then jumps into it in the middle of a job?!" The so called Kunikida said.
While he was talking to Dazai, Atsushi was stuffing his mouth full of tea on rice. "Now we're late. I'll have to revise our whole schedule." Kunikida said.
"You're obsessed with your schedules, Kunikida." Dazai said while Y/N was chuckling at Kunikidas and Dazais bickering.
"Now this is fun to watch." She said while watching, and may have been recording there bickering.
"Ugh! This book isn't just some planner. This is an ideal. This is my sole guide in life. And nowhere in this book is it written that my co-workers should be a suicidal maniac and weird mechanic that collects trashed drones and use them as servants to her family!". Kunikida said in a matter-of- fact tone.
"Hey! Those drones aren't just for my family, there also for me to have friends. Plus, J is my friend." Y/N said, sounding offended at Kunikidas comment.
"You mean he's tried to kill himself before? And she collects drones that are trashed and re-uses them?" Atsushi said with a mouth full.
"Be quiet! And nowhere in my projected expenses is there a line item for a million bowls of tea on rice for a snot-nosed kid!" Kunikida says angrily.
"What kinda work are you in?" The said male asked.
It's kinda disrespectful of you to talk with your mouth full, Atsushi". (I took a while minute to think if she should call him a name💀) Y/N said.
"And now he's got questions." Kunikida said, getting more annoyed by the second.
"Well, you keep talking about it." He said swallowing a bit of his food then kept talking with food still in his mouth, kinda ignoring Y/N.
"Fine, I'll tell you. It involves the military." Kunikida said, leaning slightly back in his chair.
"How are those two communicating with each other?" Dazai asked Y/N.
"I honestly have no idea, I'm just as confused as you are." Y/N told Dazai.
Atsushi hums in confusion as he hears what Dazai and Y/N are saying.
"Oh..I'm so full. I've had enough rice to last me a good ten years!" Atsushi said, patting belly.
Y/N smiled at him through her helmet, probably looking creepy when looking at him since no one could see her face.
"I strongly suggest you show a little gratitude after you ate this on my dime!" Kunikida grumbled while sweat dropping.
"That's a little mean now, Kunikida." Y/N blurted out.
"You're a real lifesaver". Atsushi said calmly, making Kunikida hum in question.
"I came to Yokohama straight from the orphanage. I've had nothing to eat and nowhere to sleep since. I thought I'd starve to death." Atsushi smiled at the three sadly.
"You're from..an orphanage?" Dazai questioned while Kunikida and Y/N looked at him in slight worry.
"I was, yes. But they kicked me out." He said.
"Sounds like a real philanthropic organization." Dazai said suddenly.
Y/N looked at him. "Sounds like a stupid excuse to not feed someone".
Kunikida looked at Dazai and Y/N, "Look Dazai, Y/N. We're not a couple of do-gooders going around helping hard luck cases. We've got a job to do." He then lifted up his ideal.
"That reminds me, you said that your current job involves the military. What kind of work do you do?" Atsushi asked.
"We're private..investigators." Dazai said while leaning his head on his hands.
"Investigators?"
Sorry if it's still short, I'm trying to write before school starts back up so I might be busy and might post sometimes. If you guys want me to post more or make/work on another book, please let me know.
Anyways, bye.🫡
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