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Jaune (w/Frost): I leave for one FUCKING DAY and everything went to Shit!
Liu Kang (w/ Stryker): Trust me Jaune, it's not that bad.
Cue clash
Jaune: NOT THAT BAD?!
Frost: Oh boy, he's pissed.
Stryker: Damn, you are so screwed.
Liu Kang: Shut up Kurtis!
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Jaune (w/ Scorpion): You realize everytime you react to a neck joke, it'll only encourage more people to do it?
Kung Lao (w/ Kurtis): I have had it up to HERE with these neck jokes!
Cue clash
Kurtis: Why not just ignore them?
Kung Lao: This is the first time I've heard to say something reasonable.
Kurtis: Oh fuck you.
Scorpion: Liu Kang did say that the neck jokes are a canon event.
Jaune: Wow, what a snapping discovery.
Kung Lao: YOU MOTHERFU-
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Jaune (w/ Jax): Don't tell you're still hiding at the Lin Kuei Temple.
Takeda (w/ Sub Zero): I wouldn't be if Briggs wasn't trying to kill me!
Cue Clash
Sub-Zero: What did you do to piss him off?
Takeda: I knocked up his daughter.
Sub-Zero: Oh shit!
Jax: Found you! Time to give you the ass-whooping of a lifetime!
Jaune: Oh shit Takeda run!
Takeda: Welpgottagobye!
Jax: GET YO ASS-
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Jaune (W/ Sonya): Wait, you're dating Serena! That's so wonderful!
Sub-Zero (W/ Serena): We are not a couple old man!
Cue Clash
Jaune: About time you got a girlfriend!
Sonya: You seem too excited about this?
Jaune: Do you have any idea how long I've tried to get this boy a girlfriend!?
Serena: Aw, thank you for your kind words Mr. Arc.
Sub-Zero: Don't encourage him, woman!
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Kitana (W/ Khameleon): Mileena suggests that I start an Onlyfans account so I could get new fans.
Jaune (W/ Shujinko): uuuuuhhhh, I think you don't understand what Onlyfans really is.
Cue Clash
Khameleon: Kitana, I think Jaune has a point.
Kitana: What do you mean?
Shujinko: What is an "Onlyfans"?
Jaune: I'll explain later.
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Jaune (w/ Shujinko): Okay....so....uh.....what is your job back in your timeline?
34th Johnny Cage (w/ Motaro): Well, I'm a doctor, an astronaut, a plumber....
Cue Clash
34th Johnny Cage: ....a teacher, an engineer, a pizza delivery man, karate master, office worker, preacher,
Jaune: Oh you've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Shujinko: What's wrong with having a ton of jobs?
Jaune: SHUJINKO, HE IS A CORNSTAR-
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Reiko (w/ Goro): Down for a game of Smash?
Jaune (w/ Kung Lao): Can't you ask Raiden?
Cue Clash
Kung Lao: Raiden is taking a break from Smash, Jaune.
Jaune: Ugh, fine, just one match.
Reiko: HAH! FINALLY! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
Goro: You're going to smash with the Keeper of Time?
Reiko: What the fu-
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Jaune (w/ Sonya): You think we're gonna get the squad back together anytime soon?
Takeda (w/ Darrius): Only if Daddy Boon allows it.
Cue Clash
Darrius: Who the fuck is Daddy Boon!?
Takeda: He's the creator of this whole universe, I think.
Sonya: I heard from the previous timeline that I have girl!
Jaune: Did you two just break the fourth wall!?
Geras: JAUNE YOU FUCKING-
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To be continued....
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Jaune Arc x MK1 - Custom AI Intros (RWBY x MK Krossover)
HumorInspired by Peerington, Panda Man, Oddgiant AF, Drxmmi, Chai Tea, and other Mortal Kombat Custom AI Intro creators. Follow the adventures of Jaune, Liu Kang, Geras, and their allies and enemies as they engage in ridiculous and honestly stupid shenan...
