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Jaune (W/Kano): End of the line Nitara.
Nitara (W/Sareena): Oh, I'm going to enjoy draining you dry.
Cue Clash
Jaune: You'll never get my blood!
Kano: I think she meant about draining something else.
Jaune: Whaaat, you're tripping. She's definitely after my blood.
Nitara: (Devious laughter)
Sareena: Don't try to break him too much girl.
Jaune: (shocked horror) Oh fuck me, she's not after my blood!
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Mileena (W/Motaro): (seductive) Jauuuunne~ I need some help with my... laundry.
Jaune (W/Stryker): Sure, I don't mind helping you out.
Cue Clash
Motaro: Why not have the servants to do th-
Mileena: Don't try to fucking cockblock me!
Stryker: Damn, I so envy you!
Jaune: The hell are you talking about?
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Reiko (W/Goro): I demand a rematch!
Jaune (W/ Kung Lao): Dude, it's just a fucking game!
Cue clash
Goro: Don't you think that you're taking this too far?
Reiko: I will regain my honor!
Jaune: Monty Oum, first Uno now this!
Kung Lao: Now you know how we all felt.
Jaune: Don't get snappy with me!
Kung Lao: OH YOU MOTHERFU-
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Sindel (w/ Khameleon): Why were there grunting noises in the laundry room?
Jaune (w/ Stryker): Oh, uh......well....the clothes were.....heavy.....
Cue Clash
Stryker: Dude! You actually tapped that Edenian pie!?
Jaune: Stryker! Lower your fucking voice!
Khameleon: Empress...I think they were doing more than just laundry.
Sindel: What are you talking about?
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Jaune (w/ Cyrax): Raiden, I thought we talked about this. NO MORE CONSULTING!
Raiden (w/ Kung Lao): Unlike last time, I'm here for a valid reason.
Cue Clash
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Jaune Arc x MK1 - Custom AI Intros (RWBY x MK Krossover)
HumorInspired by Peerington, Panda Man, Oddgiant AF, Drxmmi, Chai Tea, and other Mortal Kombat Custom AI Intro creators. Follow the adventures of Jaune, Liu Kang, Geras, and their allies and enemies as they engage in ridiculous and honestly stupid shenan...
