Rick And morty: Jessica and morty

Jessica and Morty Part 4

Jessica: Damn it!

Morty: Sorry. Out of all the places I have traveled, I haven't been here before.

Jessica: It's okay. It just would have been really helpful right now. Do you have any of your grandpas devices or gadgets that could help us out of this?

Morty: Nope. Sorry again.

Jessica: UGH!

Why is it out of all the times I get dragged into one of morty's awesome adventures, it had to be the one time he has nothing that would be useful?! Wait. I see someone walking towards us.

Jessica: Morty get out of the way!

I then look and see he's already gone. Oh no, did they get him? Did they... Oh wait, he''s just hiding over there. He must have also noticed the person. I'm deciding I should follow him because these people are probably very dangerous. I arrive at him and sit with him and we are trying hard not to make a sound. Uh oh, I think I'm about to fart. No. I have to hold it in. Just hold it in. Nope. It just came out.

Jessica: (whispers) sorry morty.

Mysterious person: Was that them.

Another person is walking towards the other person. I can see their face a bit. They look like a mix between a pig and a snail.

Pig snail guy 2: I don't know. Let's check it out.

They are heading toward us. They are almost here. We are about to be caught. Oh no. This can't be the end. Wait. Morty just grabbed my hand and we are now running away. They are still chasing us and no offense to Morty, but I highly doubt we are going to be able to outrun them. Uh oh, one of them is firing a laser at us...

I just woke up. That laser must have knocked us out. I notice I am tied up with Morty and there are a bunch of pig snail people around us. Before I can ask what is going on, Morty is already beating me to it.

Morty: What are you guys, and why did you take us?!

Pig snail guy 1: Well, we weren't trying to take you. Only her.

The guy is pointing at me. How could I be what they want?

Jessica: Why me?

Pig snail guy 3: Because you are our creation. 

Jessica: Wait, what?! HOW?!

Pig snail guy 3: Let me explain. You see we are Goobles. And before you ask, yes, we know your planet has google, which it's creator stole our name and changed one letter of it. We have been pissed for years, but that's besides the point. The point is, we destroy planets by creating a member of their species who we swipe with one of the planets newborns, and once they are the apropriate age, we activate them to serve their true purpose. A super sonic scream that wipes out the entire planet, and that way, we can't be traced back to it. You were our next one Jessica but then something happened that wasn't supposed to, you met an all powerful version of yourself, and when she shared her powers with you, it fried the activation chip put inside you at birth, meaning we can't carry out our plans, so we decided to beam you up to put

Gooble 4: Boss, can you shorten this a bit? We all already know all of this and

Prime Gooble: SILENCE! THIS IS MY STORY TO TELL! Anyway, we decided to beam you up to put a new chip in you, but your earth was frundelized and since your parents were in the car to, we pulled them up, so we hopped to the closest dimension we could find. This one.

Morty: Wait, so you just happened to go to the exact same dimension I went to. What are the odds of that.

Prime Gooble: QUIET INSIGNIFICANT CHILD!

Jessica: HOW DARE YOU CALL MORTY INSIGNIFICANT! HE IS THE MOST BADASS PERSON I KNOW!

Prime Gooble: SHUT UP NOW OR I WILL JUST KILL YOU BOTH! 

Me and morty both decide to stop talking. But all of this means, I'm not even human. My parents aren't even my parents. Do I even have real parents? Oh god, not another existential crisis!

Prime Gooble: So anyway, since your parents were with you, we couldn't bring you up to the ship because it could interfere with our plans, so we just dropped you off at the house of your counterparts of this dimension. Then, when you were finally away from most people, we pulled you up. It was unfortunate we had to pull up this boy since he was right next to you but he won't be an interference in our plans since he is just a small boy.

Oh my god. Just how can we get out of this. There is no way.