My Creepypasta headcannons

How would they react to being offered a sample (at a market)

(Fanon first)
Ben Drowned - "Do you have it in monster flavour?"
Jeff the killer - "maybe I could snatch you as well" *licks lips*
Nina the killer - "Ooh! Thanks!" *Rawr noise* "can we take a selfie?!"
Jane the killer - "thank you?"
Homicidal Liu - "thanks" *smiles*
Masky - "sweet! Thanks!"
Hoody - "can I have another one for a friend?" *Gets it and gives it to Masky*
Ticci Toby - "oh! T-thanks! I l-love these!"
Eyeless Jack - "thanks hottie" *winks*
Laughing jack - "thank you madame/sir" *bows*
Slenderman - *polite silence*
Offenderman - "mmh, thanks baby~"
Splendorman - "no, I couldn't" *blushes and hands it back*
Trendorman - "...are you seriously trying to give me that?"
Sally - "thank you Mrs/Mr!" *Is cute and nice, so she gets 2*
Smile dog - *just eats*
Kagekao - *steals everything then kills everyone, giggling the whole time*

(Canon now! I'm to lazy to google about all the creepypastas (it's about 1 am), so I'm just going to do a half arsed job with the ones I already know about canonically)
BEN drowned - *distorted video game ambience*
Jeff the killer - "eww...no"
Nina the killer - "Ooh! Thanks!" *Rawr noise* "can we take a selfie?!" (Literally the same)
Jane the killer - *not wasting her time at a market*
Homicidal Liu - "sorry, my hands are full" *doing shopping*
Masky - *completely ignores*
Hoody - *completely ignores*
Ticci Toby - "..what even is that?.."
Eyeless Jack - *eyeless demon silence*
Laughing jack - *not at the market at all*
Slenderman - *polite silence*
Offenderman - "mmh, thanks baby~"
Splendorman - "no, I couldn't" *blushes and hands it back*
Trendorman - "...are you seriously trying to give me that?"
Sally - "thank you Mrs/Mr!" *Is cute and nice, so she gets 2*
Smile dog - *just eats*
Kagekao - *steals everything then kills everyone, giggling the whole time*
___literally the same as Fanon lol