spamton x apocolaypse

Easter egg

(i suck at spamton so i got my friend to write as spamton, follow her @Natalianette :D)

AND I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF ITS OOC BECAUSE APOCALYPSE MEANS MORE TO ME. ill try tho :>

key: bold + underline + Italics = me,  Italics= narration,  Bold= Minecraft chat

okay so one day spamton was spamtonning and did some weird shit in Minecraft because why the fuck not and wap boom alakazam and ta da- his game crashed. upon reloading the game, the title screen was all glitchy and monochrome. he went to his world, wich was now "yzg zril mp tseh" probably some cipher. (I FUCKING TRIED IT WONT CIPHERING ):< )

que the weird monochrome world with thousands of SPAM links in chat, splotchy block textures and weird signs. mysterious grey players stand with heir heads down, and a corrupted, staticky version of that one Minecraft song plays. eventually spamton comes across one that looks different, behind many of the ominous large roundish black pillars. he looks like the blocks, all splotchy n shit, along with eyes and a mouth though. um the iage is above. also you know what he looks like from the cover. anyway, as spamton approached it the links in chat stopped, and the weird one talked in chat. 

<apocalypse> LOL.HTML

<apocalypse> LOOK WHO'S WALKIN HERE

<apocalypse> IS THAT (x2)

<apocalypse> a player?...

<apocalypse> It can't be...

<apocalypse> not now...

now of course, spamton was confused because like he was in single player originally????? not to mention this entire world was whack. but this dude did lowkey talk like him so--

<apocalypse> OH HEY SPAMTON!!!

what???? how did it know his name??????? like sure spamton was a [BIG SHOT] but like this is Minecraft!!!! spamton was confused very much so now. 

<apocalypse> WOAH

<apocalypse> THATS ALOT OF COLOR IVE SEEN IN A LONG TIME

<apocalypse> a very long time...

was he talking about spamton????? spamton only had like colored glasses and red cheeks!! how color drained is this guy??? then, this creepy weirdo asked a very strange and out of place question. not that anything that had happened so far wasn't out of place.

<apocalypse> DO YOU HAVE A WASHING MACHINE

<apocalypse> MINE BROKE!

<apocalypse> and I cant wash my dirty laundry

<apocalypse> PLEASE LET ME USE YOURS

very odd. this is Minecraft. not like, the real world or anything. what a weirdo. is this like, an analogy for something??? (hint hint nudge nudge foreshadowing) speaking of deep, philosophical analogies and other high IQ things, it said this, before turning to all caps, less philosophical again.

<apocalypse> we are all chained to gravity, spamton.

<apocalypse> LOOK WHATS OUTSIDE, YOUR FAVORITE DUMPSTER!