you hear a soft beep and warp to what seems to be a white void.
you hear a noise that seems to be of crystals gently clashing together and turn around.
once you turn around, you are greeted by a young boy in a crystal-like haori with lots of bows and hairpins. you also seem to notice he carries not a sword, but a sword that transforms into a polearm. the polearm sword isn't his only weapon, though, because you see a book with many stickers on it that represent different kny characters.
the figure softly smiles and then bows.
lifting his head back up, he begins to speak.
"welcome, y/n. i am zen soru. you are currently in the void. but hold up, because i have to go to talk to somebody."
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[WELCOME, Y/N.]
"hello! i'm haruhi, and i'm going to explain the rules of lemon tart!"
haruhi holds up a paper listing all the rules.
RULES + NOTICES:
- anybody under 14 will not get a romantic oneshot. rui included.
- i have every right to deny a request.
- when requests are closed, it means their closed. they'll probably open back up from one day to a week after i close them.
- certain ships will not be on the menu just yet. if i get a request with something that i think is worth putting on the menu, it goes on the menu. if you're not happy with what's on the menu, than you can either leave, make a request with your own ship, or request and deal with it.
- requests may be received from 4 days to a month later. i have a fucked-up sleep schedule and motivation status.
did i have to make an ouran high school host club reference? no. did i intend to? no. do i love the anime so much that i decided to roll with it when i typed haruhi by accident? yes. my favorite has to be the hitachiin brothers. the sad thing is that i still can't tell them apart just by looking at them. - ollie :]
