Lately the beautiful couple known as eren and levi have been very poor. No money for food, no money for toilet paper, no money for soap. Zero dollars in their pockets. Last week eren had spent all their money on boys love romance books. And for this reason the beautiful couple has been fighting. Eren was sitting on his mattress on the floor reading when levi comes in, levi looks angry. (Eren had sold their bed to buy more gay stories) "we are poor because you spent all our money on gay books! I am always hungry, i think you dont love me anymore. You cant even take me on a romantic date like back in the good old days." levi cries. Levis tears soak the mattress eren is sitting on. The mattress turns wet. The tears run down erens leg and eren is sad too and maybe a little offended. He shouts "just because i love reading gay romance doesn't mean that i don't love you!! I have serious addiction and cant stop this." eren winks.
"Thats it eren either i sell this mattress youre sitting on and buy myself food, or you be a good boyfriend and go find us something to eat."
"DONT TAKE MY MATTRESS PLEASE... Ok i will. I come back in one hour and i promise you, we are eating good tonite! And we are having a romantic dinner too." eren promises and kisses Levi on the cheek four times before leaving.
Now eren was a little embarrassed because he was hiding a big secret, he had a power of turning into a bird, but for the power to work, he was required to own no more than zero dollars.
Eren jumped on their garden bush, and came out as a beautiful bird. No one will suspect a thing. And he will make levi very happy. Eren decided and flew away.
Somewhere far away, there was this other couple, jean and mikasa, very rich, but were making the mistake of having a dinner date on the backyard of their house. There was a huge delicious pizza in front of them, they were eating good tonite. Everything was going well until suddenly, a mysterious bird shows up. Eren the bird sits on the table and looks at the pizza. Looking good tbh. Eren tried to look all innocent, until he laughs and quickly snatches the pizza with his birdy beak and flies away.
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"THAT FREAKY BIRD JUST STOLE OUR FOOD DID YOU SEE THAT????" one of them screams. Jean and mikasa expressed their slight disappointment, but didn't try to run after the bird, that would be too much work tbh. And they can never catch him anyway. And they have money for more pizzas. Its a win/ win situation.
eren now is happy he has stolen a good meal for him and levi to share. He flies all the way back to his and levis home.
Levi is waiting in the kitchen, about to lose hope when eren opens the door ( now suddenly a human again) levi looks at the pizza in erens hands. He is about to cry. But this time from happiness. "You are such a good boyfriend, i never should have doubted you..." levi jumps into erens arms. They kiss 5 times maybe 10 but who's counting? (someone might. You know who.)
Eren giggles and they eat the pizza together. Holding hands and just eating the meal. Levi looks happy and eren decides that Tomorrow he will steal more. Just to see his boyfriends beautiful smile. Levis smile lights up the whole room, levis smile so bright they wont even have to pay the electricity bill anymore. He is proud of his boyfriend, his boyfriend being a real hunter that brings food to the table.
"So who cares if we are poor? Atleast we have each other and thats all that matters." eren and levi think simultaneously. Reading each others minds.. meant to be together.
Because this turned out to be a huge success, Maybe he will steal a wedding ring next time...
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This eren x levi fanfic featured jean x mikasa as a side pairing, because someone anonymous demanded this, good for him tbh. Leave 5 stars thank you
