Trapped In an NTR kokujin no tenkousei x Male reader

My pettiness has no limits

Y/n sat inside the principals office with a frown on his face. He had been called after the incident inside the classroom.

Y/n: Well apparently my actions do have consequences. Thanks a lot author.

Author: Your welcome

Y/n: I hope you get shot by a racist white cop.

Author: I live in England they don't use guns there.

Y/n: Well theirs always police brutality you cock sucker!

Principal: Mr morie who are you talking to is it an imaginary friend?

Y/n: Do I look like I'm fucking 5 years old?!

Principal: Well children your age tend to create imaginary friends when they're lonely and can't make friends of their own.

The principal leans forward his face filled with concern.

Principal: Hikori is everything ok at home.

Y/n: Yes everything's fine.

Principal: You've somehow changed over night into someone I don't recognize.

Y/n: What are you talking about?

Principal: I've been doing this for a long time and the look in your eyes says it all.

Y/n: What that you're retarded? Don't answer that as a matter of fact I'm leaving.

Y/n gets up from his chair and left the principal's office. Outside he was met by multiple students who were gathered by the door east dropping. Opon seeing him they immediately backed away away as Y/n smiled.

Y/n: Ok who snitched?!

The large crowd parted revealing Nao all the students pointed at her.

Y/n: I would slap the shit out of her but I don't know what the author would do if I did.

Author: Go for it.

Y/n: Hold on for real?!

Author: Yup.

Y/n: No strings attached?

Author: None at all

Y/n was suspicious but decided to trust the author he walks up to Nao who had a smile on her face.

Nao: If it isn't my useless boyfriend. Tell you what since I'm in such a good mood today I'll get back together with you if you get on your knees and apologize since you obviously want to get back together.

Y/n: What the fuck gave you that idea?

Nao: It's really obvious that you're doing all this to win me back. Your so madly in love with me that you're willing to put up this tough guy act to get my attention.

Y/n could only shake his head at how delusional this girl was.

Y/n: You know this is a prime example of fatherless activity. Look I know your dad probably walked out on you and your mom. Do I blame him Nooo If my daughter turned out like you I'd abandon her too.

Nao: Hikori I know your just trying to hurt me but you don't have to pretend anymore I accept your declaration of love.

Y/n: She's completely retired

While he was distracted Nao had walked up to him a cupped his cheeks.

A/n: The one's on his face

Nao: Now that I've accepted your declaration of love you can go back to normal now.

Nao was too deep into her delusions to notice Y/n raising his hand.

Y/n: Let us pray the pimp's prayer.

Nao: Huh?

Y/n: lord please pray for the soul of this bitch guide my pimp hand and make it strong lord so that she might learn a hoes place Amen.

Nao: What are you talking ab-

Before she could finish her sentence Y/n back hands her the blow was so strong that it knocked her out cold.

Y/n: I Guess that pimp was onto something because this works like a charm.

Y/n realized that everyone was staring at him.

Y/n: You guys didn't see anything.... Right!

The students quickly nodded in agreement and Y/n made his way to the cafeteria. Opon entering he found the NTR guy sitting in the far corner of the lunchroom. Y/n turns to the readers and wriggle's his eyebrows.

Y/n: It looks like he's enjoying his lunch you guys know I can't let that happen.

And so Y/n happily skipped over to the NTR guy's table.

Y/n: What's up donkey Kong?

NTR guy: listen man I don't want any trouble I'm just trying to have my lunch In peace.

Y/n: Ohh teriyaki chicken let me have a bite.

NTR guy: Come on man j-

Y/n: Share!

Y/n punches him in the nose causing him to double back and fall on the ground clutching his nose. Y/n then proceeds to pick up the bowl of chicken and eat a few pieces. He hears the Ntr guy moaning in pain on the ground and smiled.

Y/n: Huh what's that I don't have to pay for lunch I can just have your's instead your even willing to give me your wallet that's great to hear.

Y/n takes the Ntr guy's wallet and walks off.

Author: I lied.

Y/n: Huh?!

Author: Your a woman beater now.

Y/n: Author what the fuck?! I thought you said there was no strings attached.

Author: Never trust anyone.

Y/n: Did you guys know that the author is ga-

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