humor #6

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Fala: so im making a snowman with my brother and his girlfriend, she just needs more on the side

Hawk: it's a she??

Fala: OF COURE IT'S A SHE!!! **throws a snowball at Hawk's head* I would never build a man!

Rose: he better build himself up!

Fala: period! 

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Rose: it's Ling ling and Travis!

Ling ling and Travis: Call us Lilgvis!!

Ling ling: He's like a magnet

Trvais: She's so attractive

Lilgvis: it's all fantastic' cause we're flying high together on a dragon ride

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Fala: Hawk How do you feel about Rose?

Hawk: well she... If she may just take me breath away i don't mind if there's not much to say, sometimes the silence guides our minds to move to a place so far away, the Goosebumps star to raise the minute that my left hand meets her waist And then I watch her face put my finger on her tongue 'cause she love to taste, yeah These hearts adore, everyone the other beats hardest for Inside this place is warm Outside it starts to pour Coming down One love, two mouths One love, one house No shirt, no blouse Just us...

Fala: wow... I didn't think you could be such a romantic, little brother

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Snow White: So Hawk what is your ideal type of princess?

Hawk: well granny im a man who's got VERY specific taste!*Rose is cleaning a pair of shoes with Gigi on a pumpkin*

Hawk: °he looks at her with heart-shaped eyes* SHE IS JUST MY TYPE!

Snow White: ...

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*Travis and Astoria argue during Draconology class*

Travis: Don't star with the school stuff, like your grades's perfetc!,  in the very first empty test you got a 5!!

Astoria: Don't talk to me abuot the first test! what abuot your lil sister! (aka Rose)

Travis: my sister's been through a lot...

Rose: thanks so much Trav... (Trav is Travis' nickname and stage name)

Astoria: of zeros

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(a small note of mine is that the figure of Mirror Hawk is to generate the reflections of the characters that come to life on their own, for example that of Sandra too, they are the most hidden traits or sides of the person's character and moreover a small headcanon for me Before meeting Rose and the others, Hawk vented to Mirror Hawk because he was the only person who was always with him)

*Hawk has a mental breakdown*

Mirror Hawk: Hey can we talk?

Hawk: Nah, I don't really wanna talk right now.

M.H.: That's okay, YOU never really did, I've been screaming everyday please LET ME OUT!

Hawk: Hold up let YOU OUT!?!, YOU coulnd't PROTECT YOURSELFwas PROTECTING YOU!

M.h.: you we're protecting ME?

Hawk: Yes protecting YOU! EVERYBODY in this world was REJECTING YOU! NOBODY out here could ACCEPT YOU.

M. H.: No everybody could, except YOU, that's the problem you have man, YOU build walls up and hid behind the shame- and i guess that i'm partially to BLAME, I don't kwon what to say...

Hawk: NO EXPLAIN! making no sense to ME. it kind all just suonds like A GUESS to ME-

M. H: YOUR TRAUMA made ME just a MEMEORY...Ain't NOBODY ELSE in this world REMEMBERS ME.

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Rose: i guess i'm just to tough to cry

Travis: just today you were cyring about snakes 🙄

Rose: ThEy Don'T HaVe AnY ArMs!!

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*little humor about a rare ship of mine between two of the professors*

Snowwhite: I just want you to know, THAT it's never gonna happen again, Alright? From now on, our relationship it's a strictly, professional one, and- 

Cindella:*interrupts her by kissing her*

S.W: *gladly kisses back*ELLA. NO. Not with the door open *closes the door abruptly*

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