Near death experiences.

We all have them.

You think, hey if I almost die from it I can just avoid it.

BUT WHEN FOOD TRIES TO KILL YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

I almost choked to death while eating a French fry cuz it bent in half and got lodged in my throat. And then I literally had to reach I. And take it out, it was so gross and scary.

But when it's happening you're like OMG IM GONNA DIE. IM DYING. OMG OMG BUT IM TOO YOUNG TO DIE. I DONT WANNA DIE. AHHH and then your eyes start to tear up if you're choking for too long.

BUT the worst part is that
NOBODY EVER NOTICES!!! Like seriously you're just looking at the sky with your mouth wide open and randomly flinching. Either you're dying of a seizure or you're choking to death. In my case I'm choking to death and I literally have to take care of it myself. Like FRICKING himelick myself and the only time anybody notices is when you cough out what you were choking on and they're like OMG ARE YOU OKAY?! And you're like BiSSSHH DID I LOOK OKAY?! STOP STUFFIN YOUR FACE WITH FOOD AND NOTCIE THE NEXT TIME IM CHOKING TO DEATH.

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