The Wrong Number They Craved

Wrong Number?

I was sitting in bed watching B99 when I heard a small ping from my bedside table. I could hardly hear over Captain Holt yelling, "BONE!!!" at the top of his lungs and my hysteric laughing. Knowing it was no one important, I made the great decision to just ignore it.

No one is more important than Brooklyn 99.

And no one important would wanna text me, all my messages are spam, it's not like it's easy making friends while bedridden.

I was quickly proved wrong that that was a terrible decision after my phone started buzzing so bad I'm pretty sure it was going to commit suicide by vibrating itself off the table.

Groaning in displeasure I slowly take my I.V.-covered arm and grab my phone. It's always so much work to move my arms because despite what movies make it seem, I.V.s and tubes make your arms feel extremely heavy.

I unlock it and see who texted me

(718)-***-**** texted 32 new messages

See spam

Imma delete it.

However, they do seem overly dedicated and have a Queens phone number...

It won't hurt to look at what they texted.

(718)-***-****

MICHELLE JONES-WATSON!!!

WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME AT SCHOOL, AAAAAAAALLLL ALLLOOONNEEEE!!!!

and don't ask how I got your number

ned gave it to meeee, because I am a ball of sunshine.

what was I talking about again?

Oh yeah- MJ was it something I said?

cause I thought you said we were going to decathlon together and then going to my house for date night.

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if you don't answer I'm ditching and going on patrol.

and probably get like really hurt

and you will feel bad knowing that your loser got hurt because you ditched him.

I swear the city needs me

because I am...........

BATMAN

okay, I'm sorry.

I'll stop messaging now.

Well, they seem entertaining. a part of me wants to tell them it is the wrong number and delete him BUT THE PARASITES SAY NOOOOOOOO. Well, that means Imma answer the stranger and become besties with him, it's the only option.

HIIIIII

(718)-***-****

Either you are possessed or ur not MJ and I think demons fear mj so I'm going to go for the ladder. lol ladder