Jerry's honest reviews

honestreviews_Jerry ★☆☆☆☆ If I could give it zero stars I would.

This meal was horrible. I thought my night couldn't get any worse. From my girlfriend dumping me for Derek. Then finding out my mom is getting married to Derek's dad. I thought let's just get a nice meal, maybe a nice glass of wine.

 But NO, first the hostess looked at me with pity. When I said table for one. Like what's wrong with eating alone?!? There's nothing wrong with having a nice dinner alone, OK!! THEN the hostess sat me RIGHT BY THE BATHROOMS!!!!!! THE BATHROOMS!!!! Can you believe it? Why do they even have tables by the bathrooms? 

When my waitress finally came over, she had an attitude when I VERY nicely asked to be stated elsewhere. She said and I quote "All the other tables are taken." When there were CLEARLY only five other customers, and they were all at the BAR!!!

 She then rushed me to make a decision on what to order. Like she had better things to do. Can you believe it?!?!? I ordered a pasta dish and asked about their wine recommendations. She gave me a rude look and said "We don't offer wine here." WHAT KIND OF HIGH END RESTAURANT DOESN'T OFFER WINE?!?!?!?!?!!?!?

 When my food finally arrived after 30 mins, I timed it. It was COLD!!!!! I bet that waitress left it there. I know she did. How else do you explain it being cold!!! 

I VERY nicely asked her to return it. Saying it was cold. YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID NEXT?!?!?!?!? SHE PUT HER MIDDLE FINGER IN MY PASTA!!!!!! THEN SAID IT FEELS FINE TO ME!!!!!!!!! I wanted to walk out right then and there. 

BUT NO I told myself Jerry, you had a horrible day and you're hungry. Don't let this witch get to you from having a nice meal. I calmly told her "I would like to speak to her manager". YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID?!?!?!?!? She said and I quote, "I am the manager." With a proud smile I stood up and looked her in the eye. Took a deep breath and VERY calmly said "I WILL be leaving a horrible review on Yelp." Then I stormed out. Let's just say you will most likely NEVER see me write a review on Red Robin again.

 After that I went to Baskin Robbins. I got cotton candy ice cream. Which I left a beautiful review on them. If you are interested to see what I said, please go to my profile where you will find it. Also all my other VERY honest reviews as well. 

Thank you.