*ranbou gets on the busstop. he gets into the bus , sitting on the top floor , he sits next to a smelly person , not that it has anything to do with the story..i just thought it would be good to add. He texts tubbo and his gc with dream and sapnap , apolagising for being late but he will be there soon, eventually he gets there he spots tubbo the drag queen , on his phone waiting at the arranged place of where their meant to meet, Ranbeo walks over to him*
Tubbo: Oh my! hey queen!
Reindeour: yoohoo! Where are the other two?
Tubbo: yes
*Dream and Sapnap walk over*
Dream: hey guys ready to hang???
Sapnap: yeah hold on ill be right back i gotta take a huge dump
*a few hours later they hang out , its really fun! But before they part they go into the last shop..the pharmacist for Sapnaps sinusus...Reaimbow thinks about them making out, as a joke and just in case he secretly buys a pregnacny test to make sure he isnt Preg. After they walk outside and go at a crossing its a redlight but since Tubbo is stupid and dyslexic and wearing 7 inch drag queen heels he walks along the crossing not noticing the tesco delivery truck and dream shouts out*
Dream: TUBBO WATCH OUT!!
*he gets hit by a truck and dies, but you cant see the blood on his face from all that makeup , anways they go back to their homes and ranboe goes to his bathroom and pees on the stick .. a few minutes later it cant be..POSITIVE*
Ranboo: WHAT- ohmygosh ohmyshog im freaking out!! i gotta tell drewam and spanpa *he bolts out the window and runs to dream and sapnaps house , hurridly knocking on the door , 10 minutes later the door opens*
Dream: Ranboo are you okay?!
Sapnap: talk to us baby girl
*Ranboo hesitates for a minute before saying "im preggy..." And their eyes widen and sapnaps jaw falls in shock*
Sapnap: WHAT?!
Dream: HOW?! how did this..?!
*ranboo thinks their unsupportive and starts to cry* "WHAT THE F*CK?!"
Dream: no ranbew wait- thats not what we!-
*before dream can finish , ranboo runs off and jumps over a 9 meter high fence and dream and sapnap cant catch up to him.. their worried , they were just surprised thats all. A week later Ranbowe hasnt been asnwering their calls and their worreid eventually they start looking for ranibeow , their discussing his whereabouts*
Sapnap: why dont we go to the bar? Ranboew loves drinking
Dream: the drunk , drunk bastard - your right!
*they walk to the bar and see ranibow at the bartender serving thing , they walk over to him*
Dream: rough night?
*ranboo glances up..his face scrowed up.*
Ranboo: what do you want?z
Sapnap: you .. were so sorry..
Dream contiuning: yeah we didnt mean it! we were just flabberghasted!
*they convince Ranbieow to go home w them ..they tickle his feet. Until he peed himself*
Ranboo: oh im sorry!
Sapnap: its whatever anyways we should go NAP haha get it nap..cuz sap..okay.. anyways im gonna go take a shit.
*eventually he comes back and they fall asleep in the piss ridden bed.. the next morning theyre all talking laughing like a couple and they talk about going on side*
Dream: i dont wanan go!
Sapnap: oh come on you homless green telletubby!
Ranboewuibv: YEAH! ill show you my epic parkour skillzzz
*eventually they skip to the skatepark without any skate boards or roller blades or anyting like that , ranboo is fully pregnant now and he does epic parkour , he does backflips and cartwheels and he even does the dead loop! Anyways while hes doing a backflip but it fails and he lands stomach first on the pavement and the baby shoots out like a penguin on ice , a little bit of blood splatters on dreams "quackity my beloved" shirt*
Snapap: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
*its tubbo reencarnated*
Tubbo ( drag queen still obviosuly ) : hey ladies
*chaos errupts and tommy was at the skatepart too and stares at tubbo absoloutly stunned*
Tommyinnit: WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON-
*eventually things calm down and Rainbow and Drean and Sapnap settle down and raise tubbo as a happy family*
*The End!!*
hey why are you still here the story is finito! or is it...?
