The shells ricocheted around Y/Ns ears as she lit her blunt and took a hit. Her girlfriend, Orlaith the Mafia Boss, was sniping at the opps yet again. Orlaith stops, wiping her sweaty ass forehead.
"They're gone, baby" she growls to Y/N.
Y/N stared into Orlaith's brown orbs, and ran into her arms. Y/N accidentally stepped on a landmine Orlaith had set up and flew forward.
"BABYGIRL! Are you okay?" Orlaith yelled.
Y/N didn't respond.
"Oh no...oh, no..." Orlaith whispered.
Suddenly, a man did a nollie gazelle flip down a 12-stair while singing "Even Flow" by Pearl Jam and it was...Jesus?
"J-Jesus?" Orlaith muttered
"Take care, my child. Stop stepping on landmines." He threw up a W and skated away into the sky.
A.N- did you miss me?
