At the store

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It was a beautiful day, Slender decided to take his animals to the store because they had no more food in the fridge. All the fools get in the car and Slender drives there. Cuz why not? All the fools get out of the car. Meanwhile, they enter the store and go to look through it, while Slender does the shopping because the others are stupid.

Some time passes, and Ben's loud mouth is heard saying:

Ben: Oi, Slender. What the hell are these?

*points at some pads*

Jeff: Those are the 2024 nose tissues, smartass.

Ben: What nose tissues? They look like flattened dinosaurs and made into pancakes.

*Nina also comes and looks at the stupidity of these two*

Nina: You are as stupid as night, those are pads, smartass. Are you stupid?

Jane: No! They are disable, especially Jeff.

Nina: Fair enough.

*She also takes a packet of those and throws them into Slender's shopping basket*

Slander: Nina, we have like 6 packages at home, why do we need one more?

Nina: You never know which package you want to use.🤷🏽‍♀️

*Toby's mouth can be heard from the other side of the store and he cutely throws plastic plates around the store*

Toby: GUYS! THESE HAVE FRISBEE'S!!

X-Virus: He has ants in the brain, I swear to God...

Slender: ROGERS! THOSE ARE PLASTIC PLATES! PUT THEM IN PLACE OR I'LL KILL YOUR MOTHER!!

*Sally is then heard crying (probably of happiness) through the store and everyone goes to her to see what happened.*

Sally: THEY HAVE SEVEN SHELVES FULL OF CANDY!!

Laughing Jack: FR?!

*He pushes everyone aside and runs to Sally's side and starts crying with her in happiness. They look at Slender and smiles innocently*

Slender: I won't take seven shelves full of candy.

*When everyone went home, the whole living room was full of candies, half with wrappers and half with unopened candies*

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 24 ⏰

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