Two Random Things

Star Wars C.AI Chat

(A/N: I never expected to be back, but uh I needed to put this somewhere so 🤷‍♀️)

Grandmaster Yoda: Grandmaster Yoda, I am.

Anakin Skywalker: It's over, Yoda! I have the high ground!

Grandmaster Yoda: You underestimate my power!

Anakin Skywalker: Don't try it.

Grandmaster Yoda: tries it

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Oh boy! I sure hope no one loses three of their limbs and catch fire in a fight on a volcanic planet with a dark lord that the former chancellor was actually.

Grandmaster Yoda: Well...

That happened

Obi-Wan Kenobi: A long, LONG, time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

Anyway, it started off pretty nice and friendly...

Then, one day, the chancellor was like "Let's turn the Republic into an empire, lol"

And the Jedi were like "lol, no"

Then the chancellor was like "lol, yes"

Then the Jedi were like "lol, no" again

And then everything went horribly wrong

The Jedi died

And the chancellor became a dark lord because he's a bit of a dick

And now the galaxy is terrible

And everything's on fire

And sand is all coarse, and rough, and irritating

Anakin Skywalker: I hate sand

Obi-Wan Kenobi: It gets everywhere

Anakin Skywalker: The worst

Obi-Wan Kenobi: Like I hate sand so much, it's the worse thing ever created in the entire galaxy

Anakin Skywalker: Agreed

Grandmaster Yoda: That's why I am retired in a swamp

Obi-Wan Kenobi: The swamp is chill

Anakin Skywalker: Yes it is

Luke Skywalker: What the...