Alibaba walked to the Commander's office to tell him about the upcoming plans.
"Let's see..so we go from here..to there without an-" She heard a thud, cutting her off.
She stares at the door and heard moaning from the door.
"Erwin! Penetrate me!" Someone moaned.
I walk a little closer to the door.
"Le-Levi..so ti-tight!~" Erwin moaned.
I stood there. Staring at the door in shock, and disgust.
My brother is having rough sex with fucking Eyebrows...
She slowly stepped away from the door, not making any sounds.
She made her way to Hanji's office and she opens up immediantly.
"Alibaba-san! What are you doing here? I thought you were going to see Erwin?" She asked her.
"Yeah..we-were.." She stammered.
"What happened?"
"My brother is having sex with Erwin in front of the door." She bluntly said and stared at the floor.
"OMGF, AHAHA!!" Hanji blurted out loud, rolling on the floor.
"THAT IS AMAZING, AHAHAHAHA!!!"
~Latuurr~
"Alibaba, what's wrong?" Levi looked at her, and she stared back.
"You're fucking gay alright."
"WHAT?!" He shouted.
"YEAH, I HEARD YOU AND ERWIN MOANING LOUDLY THROUGH THE DOOR, POUNDING AND YOU WERE LIKE 'OH BABE, FUCKING POUND ME.' "
She heard laughter howling from the mess hall.
Levi just slowly stood up from the table and left the room.
(I wasn't being a hater about LGBT, I'm actually bisexual myself, so yeah.)
