Machine Or Humanly ? [Murder drones Headcannon And Oneshot] REVAMP

DND Session :P

(I never played DnD Due iam asian and i knew a bit of dnd so hehe)

N: D17

Mr S:You managed to sneak behind the guard But due Your squeki noise from the dog plushy you bring the guard alerted

Uzi:N Did you bring the plushy AGAIN ?!

N:Uh no i dont i roll for...

Mr S:D6 Uzi can see you bring the plushy...

V:N really ?

N:Its Was adorable Ok

Tessa:You can alerted whole guard our party can be killed

Uzi:My Lonewolf Magic Bow build can get killed Cmon

Cyn:Sound like you problem uzi

Uzi:BITE ME

Tessa: I roll For sneak Attack

Mr S:D20 The attack killed the guard as you sliced it torso Nice Paladin attack tessa

Tessa:Thx but where we gonna hide the body ?

V:We eat it

Tessa:No that is terrible

Mr S:You full so you decide not too eat it

Cyn:I suggest we take the organ and the skin as we could sell it to blackmarket or a cannibal

Uzi:No we not doing that

Cyn:Fine but we not getting money as we need it

Mr S:*Roll something* A seemly earthquake happen but as N look at the window turn out there dragon attacking the castle also there debris falling off

Uzi:I roll for dodging the rock

N:Uh me too

Cyn:there no way i cant dodge this i roll

Tessa:You sure ?

V:Bet my heal potion she failed

Mr S:Uzi D19 You managed to dodge
N D27 You managed to slice the rock but it cut more than it as revealed a treasure room Cyn:D1 You failed and tripped and fall to stair below floor
Tessa D10 you manage to dodge it but slipped To V
V D7 you fall and a rock bonk your head

Uzi:Wait treasure room Oh HERE COME THE MONEY

V:DARN IT TESSA

Tessa:Whopps

N:We need the money tho can we steal it ?

Cyn:Shucks How i control the rng

Mr S: You dont also It seems N spotted the dragon carrying a princcess kidnaping her

N:HOH UZI ITS LIKE THE TALE IN THE BOOK WE CAN GET THAT PLS

Uzi:No we need the mone-

N:I rolled for persuasin check

Mr S:D26 You succed as not only to uzi but to rest of party expect cyn

Cyn:I need the money for equipment so i can be stronger than Uzi a tale is no matter for me i go for the treasure room

Mr S:*Rolled something*You go there and pickup one of chest and turn out there a trap roll for perception check

Cyn:D1 HOW I GOT THOSE ODD HOW I CONTROL THIS DARN GAME

Mr S:skill issue Agility check

Cyn:D20 finally i got good odd unlike you S

Mr S:*rolled something*As you dodge it turn out it was cooking pan then laugh it all and procced to open the treasure chest not Realizing the pan coming back agility check

Cyn:I will Dodge it *roll*

Mr:D1 You failed you die

Cyn:HOW YOU MUST BE RIG IT DARN THROW ANGER

Uzi:Skill issue

N:You can return Cyn

V:Certified skill issue

Tessa:Pffffff-

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