Author's Note: On about the third try, i found a karkat! Woohoo. I will warn you that this get slightly NSFW, i think? I'll warn you when it gets to that part. Also, the connections time out a lot and yeah. This is what happens. The ending sucks. By the way, THIS IS MY SECOND SMUT ROLEPLAY.
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TG: oh hey i was just looking for you
CG: -he covers his face- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT PUT IT THE FUCK DOWN RIGHT THIS FUCKING SECOND STRIDER HOLY SHIT.
TG: why though? *he pushes the bucket right in front of your face*
TG: *eyebrow wiggle*
CG: -he kicks him in the crotch- GET THAT AWAY FROM ME YOU DISGUSTING FUCK.
TG: *he falls on the ground* ow fuck!
CG: -he smirks and moves his hands from his eyes- I WAS HOPING THAT WOULD WORK.
TG: jesusfuckingchrist
CG: I SHOULD DO THAT MORE OFTEN WHEN YOU TRY TO FUCK WITH ME.
CG: THAT WAS ACTUALLY FUN.
TG: no fuck you dont ever do that again ((since im not going to be as realistic as usual, dave gets to stand up now)) *he magically stands up and picks the bucket up again*
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CG: OH YEAH? DO IT AGAIN, ILL KICK YOU IN THE BULGE AGAIN.
TG: DONT. jesus christ dude
CG: THEN DONT FUCK WITH ME.
TG: okay okay, geez.
CG: PUT THE BUCKET AWAY.
TG: uh, how
TG: it cant fit in my pocket, nubs
CG: THEN THROW IT, DUMBASS.
TG: *he lifts up his arm and throws the bucket at you*
TG: there we go
CG: -he squeals and cuts it in half with his sickles- FUCK YOU. FUCK. YOU.
TG: you wish
CG: -he kicks him in the crotch again-
TG: *and, of course, he falls over again, but this time he grabs your sleeve, pulling you down too*
CG: -he squeaks and falls on top of him with a growl- LET GO YOU SHIT.
TG: *he wraps his arms around you, not allowing you to move* no way.
CG: -he hisses and tries to pull away- WHY ARE YOU STRONGER THAN ME? FUCK YOU.
TG: its not even a question as to why im stronger than you, karkat.
TG: but okay, ask anyway.
TG: im still not letting go.
CG: -he leans down, biting what he can reach, that being dave's neck with a growl-
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MSPARP adventures (beware, this could get terrifying)
Randomokay, yeah. Collection of things i did on MSPARP if you have not tried it, then please search MSPARP on the interwebs and yeah, it's fun. okay, well, you were warned, this could get really weird. Beware! Proceed with caution!
