Authors note: I hope you guys like this chapter. Also I added my oc in this fic because I can. Plus he needs to be part of the story so the storyline makes sense
Theraprism headquarters
Beep...beep...warning extraterrestrial escape name Bill cipher...beep..beep..the alarm went on alarming the guards, therapists, and eventually axolotl.
"Code red Bill cipher has escaped by being summoned by Stanford pines an interdimensional criminal. Description of Stanford pines: an old scientist with a genetic impairment that makes him have 6 fingers" the guard read the report to the rest of the staff in the staff room. "Six fingers...that's sixer...the guy Bill is crazy for" Bill's therapist muttered under his breath "that guy is in deep trouble and so is Bill's consciousness he needs more help with his feelings" the therapist warned.
"We have to capture Bill!" everyone in the room was silent before someone kicked the door open. "I agree with you Dr idiot...we need to capture that flying dorito" the clicking of boots echoed In the room as a tall human entered it "and you're coming with me Dr" the human pointed a gun at Bill's therapist without a second thought. (Ahhh here he is)
Back to earth
"Am I imagining things" Ford looked at the triangular pillow before he felt something rummaging through his hair.
"Haha have I ever told you that you have soft hair sixer" Bill chuckled as he rummaged through Ford's hair. "Get out of my hair you Frickin rat" Ford grabbed the top of Bill's pyramid head "you made me look like a fool when my brother Stan walked on me" Ford flicked Bill with two of his fingers sending them flying.
"Weeee" Bill said as he flew like a ninja tool quickly hitting the wall. "You're harsh with me sixer hahaha" Bill teased as he floated back to Ford.
"Ugh leave me alone Bill I don't have time for your silly games" Ford groaned annoyed. "Fordsy did you know there's a therapist in the afterlife used for redemption" Bill said with a matter of fact tone "well that's dumb" Ford quickly responded as he walked out of his room.
Bill's shadow silently follows him to his lab.
Theraprism headquarters
The human pointed the gun at Bill's therapist looking him dead in the eye "you see everyone if we let Bill free it could be the end of earth, earlier than expected" the human walked around still pointing the gun at the therapist. "We wouldn't want that to happen right?" The human smirked.
"Since you're his therapist you must know a lot about him so join me and my crew to help get that disgusting dorito back here" the human stomped his feet.
Bill's therapist eyes sparkled as he saw the 6'4'' man standing up now in front of him with the gun still pointing at his head. "Okay I'll join you" the therapist stood up to shake the human hand. The human looked at the hand then back at the therapist's face with a scowl "like you had a choice anyway" the human walked out of the room with the therapist following him.
Back to earth in Ford's lab
Bill was sitting at the edge of Ford's desk moving his feet up and down while singing a song. "Can you shut up for a second" Ford snapped at Bill shutting him up. "Oh crap not that guy" Bill freaked out, flying all over the lab like a maniac.
"What's wrong with you?" Ford scrunched up his nose in disgust. "You see the space therapy thingy I told you about is coming to get me" Bill explained "good" ford smiled at the thought of getting rid of bill. "Not good! They have the human that won axolotl heart" Bill explained "so the God axolotl is in love with a human your spitting nonsense Bill" Ford's response made Bill slap his head. "no not like that Sixer, that human managed to get axolotl attention by how smart he was, he is currently part of a team that collects extraterrestrial beings who escape prison. And he is now coming for me" Bill began to freak out again crashing into stuff.
"You're exaggerating, he can't be that bad right" Ford questioned slightly concerned."oh he is really bad news he is currently dragging my therapist with him" Bill started spinning "wait how do you know that?" Ford turned his chair around to look at Bill who was still spinning. "Well before you summoned me I drew a lot of triangles in that therapy place and you know I can see through every drawing of me" Bill reminded he started laughing at the scene he was seeing through a triangle in the theraprism.
In the theraprism hallways
The human walked along the hallways with the therapist following him aware of the therapist's glares, and glances. "Stop googling at me weirdo" the human said as he glanced behind him with an angry glare. "I am not" the therapist responded offensively "yes you are!" The human turned around "no I am not" they kept going till the human slapped the back of the therapist head "yes you are!" The human said before grabbing the therapist doctor's coat and began dragging him by the coat.
The therapist was struggling against the human grip. The human then dragged him outside of the prism into the void of darkness that surrounded them in the middle of the darkness was a space ship that flew towards them. "If you want to get hit dodge" the human said making the therapist stay standing up before getting hit by a space ship. "I told you to dodge dimwit" the human scowled "what you didn't say that" the therapist quickly replied "no I didn't".
The human got inside the spaceship after the therapist got inside.
Back to Bill and Ford
"Dang how did I get an oblivious therapist" Bill grumbled as he started flying towards Ford's neck."don't you dare think about it" ford frown as Bill didn't listen and snuggled up to him. "Sixer what does it mean when a human acts tough towards someone?" Bill had a curious glare in his eye "how will I know that I barely know myself" Ford responded agitated.
"Oh I see" Bill frowned which got Ford's attention in some way.
Ford's pov:
Bill seems kinda odd, I mean he's always been odd in a way but when you get used to him around you don't find him odd. He seems a bit more sad and without spirit what he asked me was odd and weird. I think that the supposed therapy he is getting is helping him but also destroying him at the same time. I have noticed how crazy and snuggly he gets with me usually he messes with me by occasionally scaring me, hitting me, and teasing me in a way but now he is awfully gentle. That is if we hide the fact that he still wants to rule the world with me.
Authors note: y'all should read my newest story "the darkness of my heart"
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