🦐 | Shrimpo

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- hates everyone, all the time, all the time, all the time (sorry hatehug fans)

- doesn't hate pebble THAT much. there will be no animal abuse in my fics

- on the other hand, shrimpo views toodles as an improvised projectile and has thrown her at rodger-

- will frightenedly back off if you eat shrimp in front of him, like "😦😨🏃‍♂️"

- once had a existential crisis after he said he hated shrimp, then realised he WAS a shrimp

- falls down the stairs (he hates stairs)

- everything's completely normal with him, he's just hatefilled

- would probably only be hateless if he was completely alone on a empty rock

- radiates garfield energy

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