You probably read this story to get money- or you want entertainment. I hope I can help you get out of this poorness/boredom
1.rob a bank
2.become assassin
3.kidnap someone
4.win the lottery
5.become president/kill the president
6.rob more banks
7.become Batman
8.go on only-fans and become famous there
9.sell chips air (the air in the chips bag)
10.just be homeless without money
11.plant money-tree
12.go to wer wird Milliardär and win
13.find the money on the street
14.get a YouTube channel and become famous
15.rob someone
16.get a millionaire girl/boyfriend. Or if you prefer alienfriend, a millionaire alienfriend
17.sell your family
18.sell someone you just met on the street
19.sell the entire universe
20.get sugar daddy
21.become auctioneer and sell your own stuff (like underwear)
22.become cashier and rob the cash
23.become clown
24.learn another language and become translator
25.become mafia boss. Because mafia bosses are always rich (and gay PFAHAHA)
26.lend money form Tony stark
27.become avenger. (Free home)
28. Go outside with a poster on wich is written "punch me for 10 money"
29.let a spider bite you and become spooderman (or Spider-Man)
30.Live in a Failfiction. The main character always somehow has money
31. Rob more people
32.just live in the forest. You don't need money there
33.become mermaid. They don't need money
34.just die. Suicide or something like that (pls don't do)
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59.but I'm dumb
60.very dumb
61.howdy
62.heeeeyaaaa!
63.*starts dancing*
64.tell me why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are youuu and me
65.theyve been spending most their life living in the gangsta's paradise
66.bla bla bla bla bla
67.lalalalaalalalalalalalalaalal
68.okokokokokokokokokokok
69.just get a job, bruh 😑
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69 Ways to get one million money
Ficción GeneralHEY YOU! Yes, you. You want to get much money? Then you're right here! (Please don't take anything serious)
