dirtmuncher and idiot
idiot: please just be my shaboyfriend
dirtmuncher: no, i hate you
idiot: then why did we shakiss ☹️
dirtmuncher: fine. i'll be your boyfriend. just dont tell the others.
idiot: sha-okie!
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militarydude and multimike
militarydude: Mike, are you doing okay?
multimike: Yeah! I'm doing fine!
militarydude: Thats nice!
multimike: do you wanna hang out on saturday?
militarydude: Thats fine with me.
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sorry for the MANY short chapters im just running out of ideas