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Hey guys.... No ones even read this yet but oh well. First off I wish I had a partner to do that with(pic on top)😩.

This is something embarrassing that happened to me today. I was mowing my moms lawn because she had to work this weekend. But we live on the top of a pretty steep hill, and the road is lined with these pebble things. Sense it's on a hill and there's a lot of property we use a riding lawn mower.

Anyway if you had every used a riding lawn mower when you go over rocks or anything you have to shift a lever that pulls up the blade. Well I was going straight down the hill and I pulled up the blade to go one the road. Except right where the grass and road meet the lawn mower ran out of gas(which I didn't know). I legitementally thought I broke it.

So I did what you would do with a car. I got off of it and pushed it. I got it all the way out of the road and in the ditch so I could get my brother. I ran inside and got my brother. He hobbled out(he dislocated his knee a little while ago) and got the gas inside that it needed.

While Noah was putting gas in it a guy two houses down came out of his house looked at us and went back inside. Next thing I know he comes back out but....HE BROUGHT HIS WIFE! So there both staring at us while where trying to get it to work.


Before he went inside he yelled the, "no wonder your fat, you lazy as bitch". Then looked at his wife and said, "the irony of have a riding lawn mower". I was so humiliated, I had my brother do the rest so I wouldn't have to be seen.

So how was your guys days?

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