CHER: So, O.K., like the Haitians need to come to America but some people are all, "What about the sprain on our resources?" And it's like, when I had this garden party for my father's birthday and it's all catered, you know, I said "R.S.V.P." because it's a sit down dinner. O.K.? People come that like, didn't R.S.V.P.! And I'm buggin'. I have to haul ass to the kitchen, re-distribute the food and like squish in extra place-settings and people are on mismatched chairs and all. But by the end of the day it was like "the more, the merrier". And so if the government could just get to the kitchen and re-arrange some things we could certainly party with Haitians. And in conclusion, may I remind you that it doesn't say "R.S.V.P." on the Statue of Liberty.
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Randomcollected from media, not original I'm collecting these monologues as a white woman in my 20's, and these selections are a tool for myself. If there is a lack of diversity, it is because I'm targeting a very specific demographic: me.