Ray: finally we have another ask and dare.
Bill: we do?
Ray: yeah. The ask is for you and the dare is for the Dipper of your universe
Dipper: hang on what do you mean my universe?
Ray: uhhh. Anyways let's continue. Bill your question is. Who wants to read it?
Bill: Me!
Ray: no. Only because it's your ask.
Ray: Mable can you read the ask?
Mable: Sure!!
Mable: Why is Bill shaped like a triangle?
Bill: really? That's the question?
Bill: I've heard better questions from babies
Ray: Since Bill is being an absolute baby about this. I'll answer.
Ray: all dream demons aka just the cipher family. Our demon form is a random shape.
Ray: for example Bill's demon form as everyone knows is a yellow triangle
Bill: ooo! Ray is lilac circle for his demon form
Ray: yes thank you for sharing Bill. Will is a blue square. And those who know Kill or as we all call him K. He's a red octagon.
Ray: Also those who are wondering where Will is. He'll be back next ask/dare. Because he's having fun with his husband for those who understand;)
Bill: hahaha. It's true though
Ray: anyways. Let's get to this dare for Dipper. Mable can you read this again?
Mable: Of course!!
Mable: Can Dipper? Hang on this is ridiculous and I love it. Can Dipper scream like a goat for an entire minute?
Dipper: wait...What?!
Ray: I'll send you to a room so none of us can hear that. And because I can you get to suffer doing it for 10 minutes instead of one minute.
Dipper: Hang on why?
Ray: because of all the complaints from you guys. Except for you Mable you're great
Mable: Thanks!!
Ray as he laughs his butt off snaps Dipper to a sound proof room on the other side of his house so he doesn't have to deal with goat screaming
Ray: now what do we do in the meantime?
Bill: what if we
Ray: no
Bill: I didn't even get to say anything
Ray: yeah but I know you and nothing good comes from you suggesting ideas
Bill goes and pouts in a corner
Ray: Anyways. Man it's only been 5 minutes Dipper only has 10 minutes left
Camera cuts to Dipper screaming like a goat and rocking back and forth slowly losing his mind
The camera cuts back to Ray
Ray: now that we understand how that's going I wonder what to do.
Ray: hang on. Let me know in the comments if I should bring my husband and son here
Mable, Mason, and Rev Mable: hang on you're married with a kid?!?!?!
Ray: we went over this the first ask/dare!
Mable, Mason, and Rev Mable: oh yeah
Ray: anyways please let me know if I should because I want to see my baby but I don't want him to be too overwhelmed with this group of people
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Ray: so Dipper how was it?
Dipper: mind my language but that was crud
Dipper: hang on why can't I say bad words
Ray: because I'm trying my hardest to make this a family friendly thing so no cussing because we might have children read this
Dipper: ah
Ray: Great you understand
Alright that's the end for this chapter so have a great day or night or afternoon wherever you are. I hope you have a great day
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