"RODGER, STOP." (Dandy's World)

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Astro: *working on dreams* *noticed one is missing*........w-

Rodger: ah, Astro! I was hoping to catch you! Do you have the time?

Astro: n-

Rodger: jolly good! I have a few questions if you don't mind!

Astro: I d-

Rodger: alright! Question 1, how does you magic work? And if you allow me to ask, is there a time limit to it like the abilities that some of us toons have?

Astro: please st-

Rodger: oh, yes, and are you able to give those abilities to someone else or is it just you who can use them?

Astro: I don't kn-

Rodger: does your magic have other abilities than to just move objects, change peoples dreams, and make them feel well rested? I've always wondered if you could do more than th-

Astro: RODGER.

Rodger: w-what? *said in ridiculous British accent, in a questioning manner*

Astro: SHUT THE F*CK UP AND GET OUT OF MY ROOM. I NEED SLEEP, TOO. IT'S 2 IN THE F*CKING MORNING. GET. OUT.

Rodger: but-

Astro: O U T . *uses magic to grab Rodger, lift him up, open the door, THROW HIM OUT, and slam the door*

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