THE QUIRKY ANGEL \ PJM

i can be your genie.. 🧞‍♂️

Sitting in a fancy hotel. Park jimin is watching his dear secretary feasting on the foods kept on the table. He is left in shock, losing his appetite after seeing the way she is eating. After hours. He ordered some whiskey for himself. He drank his whiskey while watching y/n.

Jimin: You're gonna eat all that y/n?
Jimin asked as he watched y/n showing the entire borrito into her mouth.
Y/n nodded while eating.
Jimin: I feel like peeing after watching u eat. Imma go to the restroom and come.

Y/n continues eating as jimin went.
While she was eating, she heard someone calling her from behind.

???:leave some space for water in that tummy of yours y/n.
She turned around while holding her burrito just to see....

Y/n: Oh, you're here?, come let's eat together.
Jin sat on the chair and looked at her.
Jin: Where is jimin?
Y/n: he went to pee after watching me eat like a hungry pig.
Y/n said unbuffered way while eating.
Jin controlled his laugh at her words.
Jin: your self confidence to call yourself that way is unbelievable y/n.
She smiled at him.
Y/n: mama raised no bitch.
Jin: I can see that.
Y/n: looked towards the restroom area.
Y/n: this guy went to pee or poop?
Jin: maybe constipation. You'll never know.
Y/n: yeah ig.
Jin took jimins whiskey and started drinking. They ordered ton shit of food and started eating.

Meanwhile...

Jimin looked at himself in the mirror and....

God this women. Is not only gonna break my heart but also my poor bank account

Jimin walked out of the restroom and walked towards the table while chanting.

Come on jimin, u can do this. U just have to pay its not that ba-

His eyes widened in shock as he looked infront. Not one but two pigs are eating like they have been starving for years.
Wait who is the second pig who emerged out and sat so lavishly and eating?

............

Jin looked up while eating his burger and saw jimin.
Jin: ah jiminshii. Done pooping?.
Jimin: how are u here? You'r-. Y/n?.
Jimin's attention turned to y/n as he saw her drunk state.
Y/n: ohh jimineee... look at these sausages sleeping with yellow bikini on.
She said drunkly
Jin: y/n that's sausage with mustard sauce.

Jimin: oh my god hyung why would u let her drink so much?
Jin: let her enjoy life jimin. It's not that bad right?. Come on y/n cheers.
Y/n: cheers.
With one go she chugged the whiskey in.

Jimin: if taehyung finds this out he is gonna kill me for sure.
Jin: nah its fine. Let her drink some.
Jimin held y/ns hand.
Jimin: y/n that's enough let's go now.
Y/n whined
Y/n: let me drink some more
Jin: yeah jimin let her drink some more
Jimin glared ar jin.
Jimin: no y/n you drank enough
Y/n: no jimin I want moreee
Jin: yeah jimin she needs moree
Jimin lost his shit and looked at jin.
Jimin: hyung, one kick, and your whole future generation will be gone.
Jin gulped hard at jimin's words.

Jimin: that's it y/n we are leaving.
Y/n pouted while getting up, leaning onto him, she giggled foolishly while poking jins arm and tickling him while he took his shot.
Jimin: hyung we are leaving. I will come some other day with taehyung to meet you.
Y/n looked at jimin
Y/n: I also want to come.
Jin: yeah bring y/n too , we can enjoyyu
Jimin rolled his eyes. And was about to walk out. When jin called.
Jin: hey jimin, pay the bill and goo.
Jimin:  Pay it by yourself, you hungry ass.
Jin: y/n ate half of the meal what do u mean?.
Jimin: none of my business.

......................

Jimin drive as y/n sat in the passenger seat. Singing drunkly.
Y/n: i can be your genie, how about aladdin?.

Jimin: for God's sake yn be quiet.
Y/n: I won't be quiet. My money don't jiggle giggle., it folds. I like to see it. Bringle bringle.

Jimin face palmed himself while driving.
He took his phone and dialed taehyung.

In call...

Jimin..
Hello?

 
Taehyung ..
What do u want bitch?

Jimin..
Well your sister is drunk af.
Will it be okay if i bring her home in that state?

Taehyung..
Wait, how is she drunk?. Jimin did you..

Jimin..
Bitch, it's not something like that okay she was eating and she drank my whiskey when I went to the restroom to take a piss.

Taehyung..
I knew I should never trust you with her. Oh my god. You ruined my innocent little donkey.

Jimin.
Bro she is really drunk can I drop her there at home or will your parents make a scene?

Taehyung..
Mom and dad are not here they went out  so its fine. Bring her.

Jimin..
Oh okay then wait.

Taehyung..
Jimin, like did you actually do something to her and like, yk yk..

Jimin..
I swear to god kim taehyung, I will slap you so hard that your teeth will fall off.

Taehyung..
Yeah yeah whatever,  come fast..

Jimin..
Yeah we are coming.

*hung up*

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Jimin parked the car infront of their house gate.

Jimin: y/n, we reached.
Yn: I don't wanna gooo~
She whined while hitting on the dash board.

Taehyung came out of the house and opened the door of the passenger side and starting pulling yn out.
Tae: women come fast before our parents come and make tomato paste  out of us.
Yn: i don't wanna comeee
Tae: why are you so heavy oh lord jimin, I don't think this will work.

Jimin: yn. I will take you to the same restaurant tomorrow if u behave well and get inside the house.
She looked at him.
Yn; really?.
Jimin; yes

Yn got out of the car and simply walked towards the main door of the house then turned back to look at jimin and wave at him.
Yn: you should take me there tomorrow for sure.
Jimin rolled down his window and screamed.

Jimin: sike... dream on monkey
He drove off.

Taehyung laughed at yn while yn stared at the fading jimin's car in disbelief.