Inside the Jade Palace/Training Hall

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[Back at the Jade Palace, the crowd continues to cheer for the Dragon Warrior as the palace pigs bring Po (still in the ruined palanquin) and Red to the top of the palace stairs and inside the main building. They drop them to the ground and quickly exit.]

Red: Wait a second!

[The doors close, leaving Po and Red alone in the room.]

Po: Hello? Uh... I think there's been a slight mistake. Everybody seems to think that I'm, uh...

[He slowly turns around and realizes where he and Red are. He moans in pure amazement.]

Red: Whoa.

Po: The Sacred Hall of Warriors! No way! Look at this place!

[Red spots a rhino-suit of armor and Po runs up to it.]

Red: What's with the armor?

Po: Master Flying Rhino's armor. With authentic battle damage!

[Po turns and sees another famous artifact — the green sword previously seen in Po's dream. He runs up to it.]

Po: Whoa... The Sword of Heroes! Said to be so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking— OW! [He shakes his finger and sucks it. He then runs up to an apparently empty display.] The Invisible Trident of Destiny! [He looks up at a painting and gasps.] I've only seen paintings of that painting...

[Po joyfully examines other kung fu artifacts... and then spots an urn which appears to be glowing from the inside. He gasps.]

Po: [loudly] Nooo! Ohhhh! [He runs up to it.] The Legendary Urn of Whispering Warriors... said to contain the souls of the entire Tenshu Army!

Red: Hey buddy, you might want to be careful with that.

[He hesitates before coming close to the urn and whispering into it.]

Po: Hello?

Shifu: [From out of view] Have you finished sight-seeing?

Po: [gasp] Sorry! I should have come to see you first!

Red: [Sees Shifu] Uh oh.

Shifu: My patience is wearing thin.

Po: Oh. Well, I mean, it's not like you were going anywhere.

Red: Hey, Bud. Would you turn around?

Po: Sure. [He turns and sees Shifu.] Hey, how's it going? [Turns back to the urn.] Now how do you get get five—Master Shifu!

[Startled, he accidentally knocks over the urn, and there is a ghostly wail as it shatters on the ground. Po, mortified, looks up at Shifu.]

Po: Someone... broke that. [Shifu stares at him in silence and Red pinches his beak. Po attempts to pick up the pieces.] But I'm gonna fix it. Do you have some glue?... [He knocks the urn's display table, and it topples on his head. Shifu continues to stare.] Ow! Ooh! I have a splinter.

Shifu: So you're the legendary Dragon Warrior, hmm?

Po: Uh... I guess so?

Shifu: Wrong! [Po stands up, alarmed.] You are not the Dragon Warrior. You will never be the Dragon Warrior until you have learned the secret of the Dragon Scroll. [With his staff, he points up at the dragon idol in the ceiling containing the scroll.]

Po: Whoa...

Red: So how does this work? You have a ladder or trampoline or...

[Shifu chuckles coldly.]

Shifu: You two think it's that easy? That I'm just gonna hand you the secret to limitless power?

Po: No, we-

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