South Park Les Claypool x Goob Meet the Robinsons || *ANGST* *MxM* *THERIAN*

CH.1 Ohio High School!!!

Hi, my name is Les~Kun but most people just call me Les because I'm small and petite and have thunder thighs and a slutty waist but like— </3.

Anyways! Introduction over! It's time to tell you how I met my Senpai~ Goon-Sama! Also known as Goob!
I go to a school called Ohio High that is full of alphas (like Goob), and Betas (like me!!!). Usually alphas and betas have to be seperated because betas are usually stupider than Alphas but I was the acception because for some reason these people think I play bass.

Today I was walking to school with my 30 string bass and my sluttiest outfit that showed off my long legs because I wanted them to be noticed by my crush... Goob!!! >~<

I was way too shy to talk to him, but hopefully if I was able to get his attention enough for him to notice me he would come over and talk to meeeeee!!!!~

As I enter the door I see him and his other alpha friends... I feel myself blush and twiddle my thumbs nervously and shyly as I look at him from a distance. He's just so dominant and cool compared to me! I watch Goon for a while longer before I hear one of my Beta friends behind me stealing my attention.

"Oi, oi, Les! Are you still getting the hots for that son of a whippersnapper?" I hear Shavo-Mog (also known as Shavo) as he taps me on the shoulder with his bass (it's not as big as mine btw).

"What the flip! Shavo! I told you not to say that out loud! We're so close to himmmm!" I squealed and covered my face from embarrassment as I began to turn even redder.

Shavo laughed like Santa Claus and responded with "What does it matter anymore Les~Kun? I think everyone and their brother knows you like him, you should go try and talk to him!"

"Shavo you bassplayer!" I screamed and felt my knees collapsing from the length of my unhealthily long legs. "A beta talking to an alpha like that? I might as well give MYSELF backshots! I'll get jumped for that!"

Shavo crosses his arms like a sassy elderly woman and flexes his 30 dollar shoes he got from walmart (I can't afford that). "It's either that or he gets with your rival... Sathy."

I felt the demon inside of me trying to come.

I hate sathy so much.

"NO!" I screamed gracefully and everyone immediately shut their bigass mouths and looked at me. I got so embarrassed when I met Goob's eyes that I ran away and almost had a kawaii panic attack in the bathroom (for betas).

But... was goon... smiling while he watched me?...