Demon king

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Author: I'm going to change a few things up as in this where spider can't get it up I'm going to change that he can get it up and yeah———

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Author: I'm going to change a few things up as in this where spider can't get it up I'm going to change that he can get it up and yeah
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"Spider is ur mum home?" Tilly says
"Yeah" spider says
"Shit" Tilly says

"Hello Matilda" cait says
"Mum it's Tilly she doesn't like anyone calling her Matilda except our principal" spider says

"Honestly Spenny could you not find something more appropriate for Tilly  to wear?"
"What's wrong with it?".

"It's offensive. Tilly, I mean, how do you feel about wearing this phallocentric garbage?"
"Oh. I don't mind wearing it" Tilly says

", I always hoped that this election might be a sign that Spenny was growing up a bit. And then I find out that his party is called the Cumlords." She says
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"You don't even know my policies."
"According to Voss it stands for Comprehensive Understanding of Masculinity, Led by Older Respected Dude"

"Hmmm, so you still with Spencer, im guessing
• Last time I saw you it was during that thing at summer. Surprised he stuck around " She says

"Well good, you just make sure that he treats you with more respect then he does me."

"So, Tilly, what's Spencer been like this year, he barely tells me anything so you have to update me. "

"ever since Voss has returned They were roasting a pig on the oval."

"Ahh I've heard of this new Voss guy, ooh what else was it that he made them do.. Ahh yes, right fill in the blanks for me but was it him that made them dig up the flower bed, there was an email sent about someone exposing notes on it...?"

"Oh, tbf it's not their fault it's Voss's fault for telling them to do it"

"No, no,no thats part of the problem. It's all pretty harmless until it's not"

"Mum! Can you not?"

"Am I not allowed to have an opinion on the subjects that concern me? Honestly, Spenny, how can you run for school captain when you can't even listen to someone else's point of view?"
"No, I can. I just don't want to listen to yours."
I look down at my plate, moving the food from side to side. Cait sighs and turns back to me.
"You just make sure that my son treats you right, okay? Don't you fall for any of his BS"

" Can you stop talking about me like i'm not here?"
"Oh, Spenny, we're just gasbagging. Don't be so defensive"

"Oui, vas-y maman, bois un autre verre. Bonne idée"
"Merci Spencer. Je vais faire exactment ça"

"je peux aussi parler français" Tilly says

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"I like the way u decorated"
"Oh, i am so sorry that you had to sit through that"

"Nah i'm sorry you have to live with that, I forgot how bad she can be..."

"You wanna watch a movie or something instead? Maybe something in french?" 
"Tilly how come u never told me your French" spider asked

"Idk tbh" Tilly says

"Shut up did you bring ur laptop?" Spider asked
"Yeah" Tilly says

Author: Tilly's half French and half Australian

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