3rd person POV
At the bank with intentions of getting a loan, Dante stepped up to the employee
Dante: Can I get a loan of ten thousand dollars?
Employee: Excuse me sir, YOU HAVEN'T PAID YOUR BILLS FOR THE PAST 2 MONTHS, AND NOW YOU WANT A LOAN, ARE YOU NUTS?!?!?
Dante: I wasn't even here for the past 2 months, how could I pay the bills?
Employee: You lucky bastard, I'll let it go this time, but if you don't pay the bills, I WILL MAKE YOU BITE THE CURB
Timeskip
Back at Devil may cry
Dante enters his office
Dante: Dammit, how am I gonna pay that loan??
He suddenly gets an idea
Dante: I can stop 9/11 and get a fuck ton of money!
Dante: But I can't do it alone, I need a team
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RandomThe wacky wahoo pizza man otherwise known as Dante Sparda had an idea. He had a huge debt to pay off so he decided to form a team to stop 9/11 from happening. Deciding to recruit the most powerful people he knew: The most renowned swordsmen, the swa...