toipad- not melatonin (request) ✫彡 ⚠︎︎

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dom: mepad
sub: toilet

(so basically this takes place off camera and they're still both mephone4's cohosts. yes, they have a room in hotel oj)

Mepad pov:

I was in my shared room with Toilet. I didn't have much to do for the night since today was one of my days off of work. From what I knew, I was relaxed, yet also a bit tired. Toilet, on the other hand, seemed to be acting...quite different than his usual.

no pov:

Toilet was in the restroom, brushing his teeth for bed. He normally took some melatonin before sleeping (same here man). Something was off, though. The pills looked slightly different from usual. Toilet just assumed it was a design change (the bottle is new) and took a capsule.

About twenty minutes later, Toilet noticed he hadn't started to feel drowsy. This was unusual for him. At this point, the medication was supposed to take effect. He, himself had experienced this before.

He was thinking about people to ask about this. Someone who would know, perhaps. The first person that came to his mind was none other than...







MePad.

*flashback*

(the yellow cheese dude walked into the restroom.)

"everyone says my jokes are stupid. now it's time for me to play a joke that will make them look stupid!"

(cheesy opened the bottle of melatonin pills. he didn't know toilet took them. he thought knife took them because knife's ass is always up at three am making out with pickle. cheesy carefully opened the seal and took out the pills before replacing the pills with viagra and gluing the seal back closed)

"hahaha now people won't think im stupid anymore"

(cheesy cheeses everywhere before he hears some footsteps walking loudly to the bathroom)

*end of flashback*

Toilet came up to MePad.

"hey, mister me pad, can I ask you a question?"

"Yes Toilet, what is it?"

"it's just that my melatonin pills i usually take aren't working. the designs also look different."

"Hmm, mind bringing them over here so i could take a look at them?"

"alrighty sir!"

(time skip to when toilet brings the pills)

"Toilet. These aren't your melatonin pills. They're viagra. How many did you take?"

"well, at first i took only one because that's how many melatonin pills im supposed to take. then i took another one when the first one wasn't working. i figured that taking another pill would do the trick."

MePad mentally facepalmed himself.

Toilet sighed before blushing a light shade of pink.

"mister me pad, do you mind helping me out?"

"But sir, viagra doesn't get you aroused-"

"SHUT UP-"

MePad knew there was no way out of this. "Might as well be the dominant one here", he thought to himself. He instantly took control over Toilet and pulled him into a long, passionate kiss.






A few moments later, Toilet found himself on the verge of releasing.

"oh mepad, please~"

"Yes sir."

With one final thrust, MePad caused Toilet to release, loud moans coming from the both of them.

Then there was a knock.

(so basically fatass mephone4 came up to their door and knocked because he heard everything.)

mephone4: "Guys, what the hell are you two doing?"

Toilet: "nothing you big back"

MePhone4 then proceeded to cry and eat fifty cookies.

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