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Height (Kiri and Colin Shenanigans)

Kiri's POV

Do you know this specific, oddly hot man called Mr. Colin Hemlock? No? Well, let me tell you about him. He's annoying.

I want to wipe that ugly smug smirk off his face every single time he says the simplest things. I don't like him. He's an arse, or whatever Nolan insults him with.

Nolan's my go-to for making Colin's life hell. Nolan is Colin's older brother. He acts like he's younger than him. That's why I love that cheeky brown haired weirdo. I may have two older brothers but Nolan is always my favorite brother even when he's not blood related to me.

Sorry not sorry, Carlos and Asher. I love you but nah, Nolan is more fun.

Anyways, back to dissing Colin off, let's start with his appearance. His very, extremely, annoying appearance.

That guy is like what? 5 foot 11? He always corrects me saying he's "HEY! I'M 6 FOOT 2, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" But nah, I don't care. I don't believe him.

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"How am I shorter?!" Colin yelled in disbelief while I was holding a measuring tape's head or whatever up to his head with the edge of the tape under his foot to keep it down while I was standing on his bed in his room.

"Meh." I shrugged and wacked the side of his head and showed him the measuring tape.

"Kiri. That's obviously 6 foot 2." He said, looking dead straight in my eyes.

"That's 5 foot 11 for me, mate." I replied.

"Do you need glasses? Did your habit of too much books catch up to you?" He asked, raising a brow.

"I don't know. How would I know?"

He was about to talk but I shut him up.

"Nah, Nolan's the 6 foot 2 guy. Not you. Boo-hoo, guess your ego is dead, huh? So sad, baby boo." I pouted my lips, talking in a baby voice while he glared at me. He's hot when he's brooding. It's just a fact, nothing more. Any girl would say that.

"Stop pouting or I might give you a kiss." He smirked and I immediately cringed and gagged, shoving his face away with my palm.

I turned my head away and exclaimed with an ew sound while I walked a bit farther from him on the bed. I accidentally let go of the measuring tape, hitting him in the face and I gasped, laughing.

"OW! KIRI!" He exclaimed, holding his hand to his head.

"I'm so sorry! Are you alright?" I asked, walking to the edge of the bed, still laughing.

He turned his head to me and blinked.

"You're never sorry." He said so calmly and angry at the same time. It's fine. He loves me. So does Nolan. I'm too precious to them.

"That I am." I said proudly and patted the top of his head. "Shorty."

Colin laughed out loud and stared at me as if I was the school's joke.

"What? Big talk coming from someone even shorter." He sputtered while he was trying to calm himself down.

I laughed sarcastically but I can't help a few genuine chuckles and a smile on my face.

"I'm taller than the average height of women, darling. By one inch." I said with a grin and a horrible English accent.

Colin snickered at my attempt.

"That was horrible."

I scoffed and splayed my hands out to the sides. "Not my fault you're the one who has the accent!"

"It's Irish, love. Not English, mind you." He said. He's purposefully doing this fancy schmancy even thicker accent, I swear.

"Yes, yes, I know, Mr. Leprechaun-Who-Has-A-Pot-Of-Gold-At-The-End-Of-The-Rainbow." I said sarcastically and he bowed his head in approval.

"Aye, I approve. My pots of gold are extremely valuable, you know. Can't have random gorgeous little ladies like you wander off into my territory uninvited." Colin said playfully and I laughed, shoving his face away.

"Shut up! I want my normal Colin back." I said.

"Yes, yes, you have me back now. Though I have to correct myself. You're the only gorgeous woman in my eyes." He returned to his normal voice but he winked at me and I felt heat creep up my cheeks.

I rolled my eyes and jumped down his bed, being another head shorter than him, looking at him.

"You don't mean that." I enunciated each word as I glared at him.

He sighed dramatically and sat on his bed.

"Oh, the horrors of Kiri. Being overly dramatic." He smirked and kept up with his sad tone.

"You're annoying, Shamrock." I chuckled and sat beside him.

"I know, I know, that's a compliment at this rate, honestly." Colin chuckled and scooted closer to me but we still had a decent amount of space.

"I'm bored." I muttered and leaned my head on his shoulder. "Wanna play uno?"

His attention perked up when I said uno. He looked at me and nodded.

"Yeah, I'm game. Want me to call Nolan?" He asked, gesturing to the door but I shook my head and waved it off.

"Nah, I'd like some one on one challenges. Gives me better opportunity to use the reverse and block cards without feeling guilty for Nolan." I said, standing up on his bed again and walking to his bedside table, opening a drawer, pulling out the box.

"Oh, cocky now are we?" He asked, positioning himself on the middle of the bed, crossing his legs as I sat in front of him, shuffling the cards.

"Yeah, so?" I asked and he laughed.

"Game on."

I smirked. "Game on, it is."

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Alright. Maybe he isn't that bad. He's annoying at times but he's Colin. He's my Shamrock. That's what makes him Mr. Annoying arse.

Spoiler alert: I won uno. AHAH! TAKE THAT! IN YOUR FACE, COLIN.