Fernweh|Ssk Sssk|plantonic

A Easy Job

Tw:slight signs of abuse,cursing(by now I'm sure you know..),Harassment? And of course violence(inverted Atsushi)(only a bit this time)

Atsushi

Gosh...why did I agree to this again..?

"Feel free to get anything..ju-just hurry I heard someone got shot over here and I'm too young to die.." Dazai said whispering the last part with a shy smile "yeah yeah I will.." I said dismissively as I saw Kunikida wander off looking at snacks,I went to the
food section grabbing some spicy ramen

I looked around other snacks catching my eye as I smirked,hey! Even if I don't get this stupid ass job at least I got free food,I walked up to the counter "Ay blondy I'm done..!" I yelled to Dazai who was scolding Kunikida who was about to steal some candy

I marched over to him "Ay let's get going!" I said glaring at Dazai who flinched "oh- right,let's go Kunikida..I'll pay for your stuff but I really need to get back to work and you do too.." Dazai slightly scolded glaring at Kunikida who carried a bunch of junk food placing it on the store counter "Yeah whatever ima just take a nap..." Kunikida said defiantly making Dazai sigh paying the cashier taking the bags and walking out fast,likely since 2 drunks started arguing in a aisle of the store

I muttered under my breath annoyed rushing up to him as his coworker continued to lag behind,I honest wanted to hurry and get this job situation out the way "We're heading to the armed detective agency,there you can eat and gather yourself,but before you do I have to warn you-" he said,bags in hand moving through the city "Warn me about what?" I asked sharply,maybe a bit too much,my eyes glaring into him

He jumped slightly at my sharp voice and menacing stare,it was honestly both amusing and annoying how much of an utter coward he is "Nothing much- it's just the people who work there are...interesting to say the least..." he said his voice shaky as he smiled shyly,I rolled my eyes edging him to go on,I honestly didn't want to hear it but I mind as well get to know people if I really do plan on working there until I can attract a different crowd

"Well you know me and Kunikida,Kunikida isn't much of a issue to bystanders or any citizen in general unless he feels like doing so,which for someone as slothful as him,is pretty rare,the next is Yosano our doctor um...despite her well um..ways..she's ok" he started up his eyes darting around paranoid making sure Kunikida did wander off

Once he did this he continued talking "Ranpo,he's probably one of the best there he does his work and is very serious I doubt he'd even talk to you,Tanazaki,he's pretty mean..but as long as you don't pay any attention to him you should be ok,while Kenji on the other hand is like every teenager these day but worst..but fortunately he's on a mission so he likely shouldn't be back anytime soon.." he said letting out a relived sigh

"Chuuya he's like my right hand man at the agency there isn't much to warn you about him other than he comes off a bit eerie but he's honestly a good person and my best friend!..Oh! and Akutagawa he's cool he's my 3d favorite despite him being a trouble maker especially with me,he brings in a lot of light in the office and in fact I'm his mentor,I'm not the best but I try.." he said smiling sheepishly as I rolled my eyes sighing hearing him ramble and downgrade himself again,I just followed him watching his eyes dart around like he was in danger 24/7 as we eventually made it to the building I was sure was the agency

Dazai stopped looking for Kunikida sighing when he saw Kunikida trying to flirt with a random woman "Come on Kunikida!" Dazai shouted grabbing Kunikida's attention who rolled his eyes lazily making his way to me and Dazai "Before you go remember what I-" Dazai started off turning to me "Yeah yeah whatever let's go..!" I said walking in as I heard Dazai yell "The agency is on the 4th floor by the way..!" He said rushing after me