The scene shows zhen in san francisco drawing with a crayon, then her ear perks up upon looking at the audience, breaking the fourth wall
"Oh... Oh...! I didn't see you there i'm pretty sure you're wondering however the hell did I get into here well it does rhyme with 'Corn' but he doesn't eat corn he drinks whiskey and lemonade and smokes cigarettes and swears too much, his favorite word is the SH-word and the F-word... or perhaps that was too much info but i'm pretty sure you know who i'm talking about... by the way my name is Zhen..."
the scene shows zhen sneaking into the IMP mansion, seeing Y/N smoking a cigarette
"Hey there, baby girl!" Zhen says teasingly
Y/N frowns and takes the cigarette out of his mouth "Get lost, you fucking fox"
"Oh shut up, sweetie. Its not like loona's gonna show up and... she's right behind me isn't she..."
the scene shows zhen running from loona
"GET BACK HERE YOU STUPID BITCH!" Loona yells out
"Not until my mission of stealing your man is complete!"
the scene shows both of them back in san francisco in the human realm where zhen is lunging towards the bus and breaks into it, including loona causing the kids on the bus to scream and cry.
Zhen suddenly disappears in the garbage can, loona opens it to find "It's time for your shot, loonie by daddy blitzø"
"What the f--" Loona stops in mid-sentence and gets suspicious sniffing zhen's scent and glares at her
Loona continues chasing zhen, zhen proceeds to grab one of scorn's Uzi's and shoots out white stuff instead of bullets from the uzi
"Behold the cum shooter!"
Loona lunges towards zhen almost catching her but she goes into another bus nearby and jumps out of it with loona
Now they're on the bridge of san fransisco, they both crash into a random car, zhen proceeds to grab a dildo in the back of the car and puts it in loona's mouth
"I never said this but don't swallow!" Zhen joked
Loona spits out the dildo and tries to catch zhen, scratching the car in the process causing the car to fall in the ocean, loona an zhen both get out from the ocean
"FUU--"
Loona's screams gets cut off by showing the next scene with zhen walking around the jade palace while talking to the audience
"For those who are confused, i'm not a helluva boss character i'm actually a character from the kung fu panda 4 trilogy if you don't know Po then he's the dragon warrior... I know you guys were wishing for tai lung but he's a panda and he's obviously a fatass, imagine scorn as a dragon warrior anways, enough of me talking and lets get with this teamup movie"
The frame freezes and shows the title card "ZHEN X SCORN"
YOU ARE READING
Zhen x Scorn
ActionA story about one hellhound who's violent and angry constantly and one corsac fox who's a sneaky theif both ended up in jail both have to team up to travel around the world to hunt down a criminal in the human realm