JJ MAYBANK~PROM NIGHT

Chapter 1

Word count:901

You were a really handsome woman. You were known for your funny and flirty personality. You had a slutty waist and thunder thighs and every one either liked you or wanted to be you😮‍💨. Anyway, prom was coming up next Friday and you were thinking of people to possibly go with. You were laying on your bed still thinking until you heard your window that was right above your bed smash open. You were absolutely stunned until you saw a handsome.. amazing.. flabbergasting.. elegant.. fine.. magnificent.. majestic...proud.. luxurious.. GLORIOUS MAN with his shirt off and his abs glistening before being blocked by cardboard piece that had the upcoming words written on it.. "Y/n L/n, my precious princess.. will you go to prom with me?" You read the words, taking them in. You were so amazed and shocked and happy that you forgot about your broken window that left glass all over the place. You stuttered a bit before you were able to get the words out. A blush rested on your flustered face. "Y-yes..! I will go to prom with you JJ!!" You said, going over to him at your window, propped up on your knees and started making out with him aggressively. Glass was stabbing your knees but it was worth it. He deepened the kiss and his tongue became longer and it got so long and went down your throat and into your stomach. He tasted your stomach acids, eventually going so far down that it came out of your bootyhole. Things escalated from there and you guys started doing it on your glass covered bed, a few pieces flying inside of your kitty cat but.. the pain felt good. The next morning you stirred from your sleep up on the ceiling with a blanket draped over you. Jj was nowhere to be found. You sat up at the edge of your bed, feeling glass dig into your buttcheeks as you did so. Your legs were sore but you went on with your day as usual.
*Timeskip to Wednesday.*
You were getting your nails down and your hands were now done but now it was time for your toes. You were scrolling on your phone before you got the idea to look on Pinterest for a prom outfit. They were all dressed though, and you didn't like dresses. You were a bad girl tomboy😈 you didn't need silly stupid girly dresses like other girls. After you got your nails done you went shopping for an outfit for prom, and you found the perfect outfit.. when you got home you tried the outfit on right away. You took a picture.

Everything was perfect, the nails matched, everything looks great. It gave off such great and amazing baddie vibes. You took it off and went to bed, but not before jorking it to a picture of JJ. Then, you were able to sleep peacefully after that. Friday then came around, you were so excited for the upcoming prom night. You got ready and we're looking in the mirror. Your purple wig was so pretty and you were admiring it before your full body mirror fell down and hit you in the head and shattered everywhere, you then turned retarded permanently. You stood up and the limo had just arrived, your mom rushed you downstairs and said goodbye and love you and watched you walk into the limo, jj also having a gaze fixed on you. You sat down in the limo and the driver started driving. Jj noticed you were retarded but it only turned him on more. He made the driver swerve from how hard he pounded your kitty cat and made him get into a horrible car accident. You both flew out of the window with his dingaling flying off from your kitty cat cutting it off. You then blacked out before you eventually woke up again. You woke up in a hospital bed, a nurse came up to you shocked.
"Omg! She's awake!"
The nurse yelled, excited. "Honey, you were in a coma for nine months!" The nurse continued to give you information and informed you that Jj had died from the loss of blood from his dingle dangle and from the severe injuries of the car crash. You were sad and shocked before you suddenly felt water burst out of your kitty cat meow meow. It went all over the place, causing a tsunami, you then started to give birth to a baby. The nurses help you give birth and when the baby was finally out they cut the umbilical cord and proceeded with handing you the baby. 10 years have now passed and you have been an alcoholic. "jj maybank the second! Fetch me another one of those delicious bud lights!" You yelled out to your child, throwing your previous empty bottle at their head as they ran over with another one. They gave you the bottle but you were still upset. You threw your child into the fireplace (all jokes! Haha!) and then proceeded to make his ashes into a beer bottle and then drink out of it for the rest of your life. Now your life was complete.. because an airplane flew into your house and hit you in the head at 109827 miles per hour and your head got ripped off and you died. THE END!!❤️😘