The Mother Of Baki Hanma💪

7 : Baki vs Pickle

Y/n's POV:

I walked to the arena seeing one supposed teen in an adult's body, a small geezer and a fraud pirate.

"What's going.....oh my." I slapped my forehead, seeing Baki was now in this little gauntlet of power. "Now this fight is gonna take a while."

"Are you not worried for his well being? Any of them?!" Mitsunari flipped to face me.

"If he doesn't care for his own well being, what am I supposed to do? It's his body." I folded my arms.

Seeing that his organs were crushed, I internally winced, even more when I see that poor Pickle wanted to play after seeing Baki was hurt.

What really made me question his mentallity was when he fell from the top of the stands to lock in, making Pickle confused of his state.

So, the fight went on with Baki doing the lethal attacks(most noticeably the 'whip strike' and dinosaur imitations, p.s the Pterodactyl got my attention) before Pickle tried to attack and got sent through the air. Baki took a piss all over his arena

Pickle got real angry when he marked his territory, the arena.

"Oh, I could almost feel that." I bit gently at my knuckle as Pickle stomped all over Baki's face.

Then he sent Baki through the air and bro looked like he was ascending. Though, Baki landed back on his feet, unlocked UI and annoyed Pickle.

At this point, I was drinking my soda when I saw bro hit his privates. I crouched, starting to cough from the liquid going through the wrong pipe. "He's not going to have any kids...." I looked up, holding three fingers. "Three times...."

Retsu, then Katsumi and now Baki. Do they not want him to have kids?!

"Well, it seemed to do the trick." Mitsunari had sweat down his head.

"Of course it did." Retsu commented, a look of dread on his face. "The trusty kick to the groin. I've never known it to fail."

"With Yujiro...." I sweatdropped.

"No one has the guts to do that." The other three sighed out.

"But how is it so? How can a blow to such tiny parts of the body cause that much pain?" Mitsunari pressed.

"It's not about size." Retsu's eyes grew blank. "Their importance is far from small." His eyes narrowed as he continued to explain about testicles and I just zoned out.

'Dang, did I leave the stove on again? We're supposed to move into a complex today but I don't want to burn down the poor people's building. I wonder if Kaycee will be coming back with us or stay with her grandma. Well, she would visit them if she would come with us because I have work, Yujiro does whatever, Baki is SUPPOSED to have school, Jack is in the hospital. No one to look after her. Maybe she'd have to stay. Dang, I'm hungry right now.'

Then a memory of the picture I had on my phone came to mind and I tried to muffle my laugh, Pickle's face down below made it even worse to keep it in.

(Just imagine the pic is Kaycee with Yujiro)

My ass got tired and just laid across some stands. "Aight, see you when I wake up." I waved behind at the three and knocked out.

"Is she serious?" Mitsunari gaped at the woman who laid unaware and relaxed.

"That's Y/n for ya." Retsu draw his lips in a thin line.

Then I fully welcomed the darkness.

CAUSE TONIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU-!

AHEM! Sorry, nightmare.

I jumped up as I sensed the ending of the fight and saw Baki's body laid out, taken out on a stretcher.

I walked down the stairs past the arena, ignoring the hazel eyes following me as I stretched and followed the medical team.

Yujiro's getting a good laugh tonight.

~~

"Ooh, I like this." I held my phone in hand as I stepped out of the car, looking at the complex before hurrying myself out of the sun and through the front doors.

"Ma'am, your bahs are in the master suite." A butler bowed at 45°.

"Thank you. Everyone can leave now." I waved my hand for them to leave and they did so after carefully setting everything in place. "I wonder who he kicked out of this house."

I walked the halls to look for any pictures of those before him and saw one framed photo on the living room table.

"A woman and her child." I mumbled to myself. "Did he buy it from her or....?"

"Kicked her out." The man in question stepped in, taking off his shoes.

That seems more like him.

My phone started ringing and I answered it. "Hello?"

"Pickle's released."

"What do you mean by that?" I looked at my watch.

"They tried to put him back in the salt layer but he escaped and had left a giant gift for Strydum."

"A'ight, just leave him." I hubg the phone up before Payne could respond and turned to Yujiro. "Do we have a pool?"

"No, but there's an indoor hottub." He opened a part of the wall to show a small winery.

"I can work with that."

~~

I looked at the large diamond ore on the ceiling, looking like it had been forced up there. Whoever the woman was, she was pretty rich.

"What's the story behind it?"

"Behind what?"

"The previous house owners." I looked at him from the side of my eye.

"The woman wanted to move to somewhere small so I offered a deal to take the house instead of them abandoning it. She left a photo of her and her son for some reason." Yujiro sat ominously in a chair to the right of the hottub.

I hummed and closed my eyes, letting the heat of the water relax my muscles.

"Oliva and I are gonna have a small fight. After that, I'm thinking of dinner with the young red pepper." His sudden claim sparked a bit of interest.

"Baki?" I saw him nod. "'Young red pepper'?" I gave a teasing smile. "That's the first I've ever heard you call him such a name."

He placed his head on his palm. "The fight is drawing near, that's all you need to know."

"Just don't kill him." I warned, closing my eyes.

"It's up to him if he wants to die or not."