y/n was walking down the hallway of door 50. they had a flashlight in hand that was almost out of batteries, and the room was dark. they bravely (yet blindly) headed infront of them in pitch darkness in hopes of finding a door to the next door. the door wasn't dooring... oh my god... THE DOOR ISNT DOORING?!?!?
"Oh, wait, I need a keycard". said y/n.
they looked around for the keycard, bumping their legs and head on literally everything (because they can't see duh) eventually, they found the keycard, and proceeded through the next door - door 51. the lights flickered, and with no lockers around - y/n found themselves in a tough situation. their heart caught in their throat and their lungs weren't lunging properly, hence they ran into the nearest corner and began praying. angler flew past them - y/n's life flashed before their eyes. but yet... they survived! woo-hoo! they keep going.
comes door 52 and as soon as they open the door, a vent cover flies across the room and they hear a sexy, peculiar voice come from inside. they take a peak inside and see a room on the other side. y/n crouches down on all fours and crawls through the vent. on the other side, they see an extremely tall human-fish-shrimp-snake?-whale???-SEAL???-MERMAID??!??!-hybrid staring at y/n as they awkwardly push through the vent.
"Oh, a new expendable... Wonderful. Name's Sebastian! Items on the tail, batteries on the table - all for a price, of course." he says in the most juicy, leg-opening, skibidi-rizzing, gyatt-edging voice y/n's ever heard. y/n's heart skips a beat as they struggle to say something.
"You gonna buy something, or are you just here to waste my time?" he says in his glamorous tone. Y/N pause and look around; theres a few items pinned to his tail, batteries and a weird document on the table. "Buy? Oh, but I don't have any money~..." Y/N says. Sebastian blinks, confused and utterly irritated. "Why the fuck are you here then?"
Y/N pauses in their antics; OH GREAT HEAVENS, THEIR FLIRT ATTEMPT FAILED! OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
"You got somethin' else to pay with?" Sebastian says.
whoa... maybe y/n didnt fail?!?!? who knows, i for sure dont bro dont look at me
"Here... I'll give you this blacklight... but how about, we make a little deal, shall we?" Sebastian says in his deep ass freaky ass hot sexy voice. "Ohh I'm all for it." Y/N deadpans. "I see that you have value. Value that perhaps not even research can pay for..." He says, looking you up and down. The tension is high, the two are staring - which soccer team will score the goal today, folks!?! AND HE TAKES THE LEAD!! WOOOO!!! HE HAS GOT THE GOAL!!!
You lock gazes with one another. "I like where this is going." Y/N says.
Suddenly, Sebastian blurts out; "Kidney for a blacklight."
Y/N freezes - this was not what they were expecting at all. What they thought was the start of a blooming romance between a tall, hot, sexy man-fish-whale-mermaid-thing turned out to be a false, mislead lie!
"YOU TRICKED ME, MENTIROSO!"
Sebastian stumbles, bewildered by your sudden outburst. "MI CHICA, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK! I SWEAR, I AM A SIMPLE HOMBRE!"
Y/N turns their face away, tearing up and whimpering. Sebastian looks down, reaching out a hand towards Y/N, trying to convince them further.
"We can start over, mi amor. It doesn't have to be this way!"
Y/N turns around slowly, breathing in the moment for a moment momentarily.
