A Total Drama Drawn Together crossover

Chapter 3: Auditions part 2

Chris woke up again the next day. Same shit again. He woke up first, then Chef, then The Jew Producer. He decided to play Mercenaries on Xbox for a while. It is a kick ass game, after all.

Once Chef and The Jew Producer went to his trailer, he ended looked at them and said "Ready for more audition videos?" Since they only accepted 13 contestants, he decided to watch more today. They need 40 contestants after all, and it's 27 more acceptances to go.

After going through a shit show of people who he'd rather save for another season, he came across Duncan's video.

Duncan is climbing down a wall, at Juvie. "Hey! Duncan here." *slight pause* "But then you know me since I'm a local celebrity around these parts." "Yeah photographers are taking my pictures all the time. It's because of my charm and good looks" "And the fact that I live in a big house with tons of security cameras and guard dogs." "If I have to say my best quality, I'd say I'm resourceful." as he slides down "Yeah, I'm pretty quick on my feet" *drops down to the ground* A bell sounds, and the guard dogs are barking. Duncan has an "oh shit" look on his face. A light shines on his face and an alarm sounds, then he says "Well it's nice chatting with you, but I really gotta run!"

"A Juvenile delinquent? That would be one interesting addition to the show." Chef comments. "Oh yeah; our ratings will skyrocket with a delinquent." The Jew Producer agrees.

The next video they saw was one that looked like it was from the sky, where a superhero flies on top of a skyscraper with a girl in his arms. The narrator says: "Captain Hero 19 years old, protector of innocent lives." He lands and says "Spiderman's not the only one who can swing into action" he laughs at that. The girl looks unamused. He continues "If I get on Total Drama Island, I want to throw some crazy parties on Camp Wawanakwa but also kick some ass during the challenges. I do fight crime after all." before the video ends, he asks the girl "Want to crash that frat party tonight?" he waves to the camera, and the video ends.

"Maybe we can put Leslie (Captain Hero) and Duncan on the same team, so we can see which one of them kicks each other asses first." Chris laughs manically. "Next video!"

Foxxy Love's video is shown. "Hi y'all! Foxxy Love in the house!" She is setting up her band "I'm in a band, and I solve mysteries." while she's helping her band mates set up she continues "If I get into Total Drama Island, I will solve some of the mysteries that can happen during my stay. I promise you'll be entertained when I'm here. Foxxy is gonna win the 5 million dollars!"

"Love me a mystery solving musician!" Chris exclaimed. "Put her in the show. Let's see who'll be another accepted audition next!"

The video starts with a dog on the floor, two hands grab the dog. "The audition sheet says list my best qualities" A 16 year old blonde girl in a blue bandanna, cow girl boots, a brown and red top, and an orange skirt sitting criss crossed is there. The file says lindsey.mp4. "But there's so many." her demeanour is cheerful. "I'm pretty, and smart, and I get along with everyone, even ugly girls" she nods "mmhmm" "I looove camping, even though I've never gone." The camera switches over to photos of Lindsey and she continues "I have bikinis for every season, even the ones not on the calendar, AND I'm bilanguagal. I speak fluent English and American."

"A rich girl who's absentminded but also have a bubbly personality? Let's add her as a contestant!" The Jew Producer proclaimed.

The next video is of Wooldoor Sockbat. A yellow happy wacky "whatyoumacallit" is walking on clouds, with a castle in the background. He stops abruptly, smiles, then giggles. He then exclaims "I'm everyone's best friend!", hugs himself "Even my own!", then puts his hands in the air and screams "WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" He then splits himself into two versions of himself. The other version of himself is more cold and apathetic and says "You're pathetic. I hate you." Then he spits on the happier Wooldoor. then monotonously says "weeee". Video ends.