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good boy my ass✅

good boy my ass

Summary: "you're what?" says yoongi who looks like he went to bed two hours ago.

taehyung holds jimin's hand tighter. "jimin and i have decided to make our daddy/baby role play a 24/7 thing. just giving everyone a heads up. out of respect. it's not like we had to let you all know."

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taehyung and jimin decide to make their daddy/baby role play 24/7 and politely inform the rest of the group. namjin is namjin. hobi is used to it and rightfully annoyed. yoongi is a professional but very sleepy. someone needs to tell jungkook what is going on. crack!fic don't take this seriously.

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"you're what?" says yoongi who looks like he went to bed two hours ago.

taehyung holds jimin's hand tighter. "jimin and i have decided to make our daddy/baby role play a 24/7 thing. just giving everyone a heads up. out of respect. it's not like we had to let you all know."

they're sitting in their living room, yoongi and hoseok on the couch and the rest of them on the floor cross legged. taehyung had called a quick meeting that morning before they had to start preparing for their activities that day.

"oh no no no," namjoon is saying while jin hides his face behind his back. taehyung thinks that he's maybe laughing. bitch.

jungkook is somehow the only one who looks confused. "what's a daddy/baby role play?"

jimin is about to explain when namjoon cuts him off. "no. we're not corrupting our youngest member at 7 am on a weekday. just no."

yoongi still just looks annoyed. "did everyone except me know that this was going on? what the hell? why didn't you tell me?"

"i knew," says hoseok, glaring at taehyung and jimin. "they do it in my room."

"and you couldn't say anything?" asks namjoon.

"what was i going to say? i thought that if i ignored it, they would eventually stop!"

"we need to think about how this is going to affect the group," says yoongi.

jimin hums. "we thought about that," he says. "we agreed that, if it really messes up the group's dynamic, we'll stop. we can stop, you know. it's not like it's an uncontrollable thing, like whatever namjoon and jin have going on."

"what's that?" says namjoon while everyone else nods.

"okay," says yoongi. "i can sort of see that. but what if the fans notice?"

jimin and taehyung shrug. "we'll mostly do it at home. it's not like there's video cameras everywhere."

"fuck," says hoseok. "you're not joking." jin laughs again but this time it sounds sort of panicked.

"why would we be joking?" asks taehyung.

"we're always serious," says jimin.

"this is a little...adult, isn't it?" says jin. "it doesn't really fit with our image."

"that's one way of putting it," yoongi is muttering.

taehyung holds out a hand. "oh no, you got it all wrong. this isn't really a sex thing."

"yeah," confirms jimin. "tae is still ace, remember? i would never ask him to do something that he doesn't want to do."

"is this a sex thing?" jungkook suddenly looks worried.

"we just told you that it's not," taehyung tells him flatly.

jimin winks. "it's just a bit of harmless fun."