(Creatix: Random idea I had for a Oneshot while trying to sleep lol- also Crownbucks is the Blunderdome version of Starbucks; I couldn't do Showbucks because that's an actual thing in the game...also I call the thing around Silent's "neck" [do Fall Guys even have necks? their head and body are sorta connected-] a shirt collar, I know the fandom wiki says its a lab coat but idk how they got that.)
I awake and rise from my bed located within the satellite, trying to rub the grogginess out from under my pill-shaped eyes. "...Another day of Showrunning. Get it together Silent, we have big plans soon..." I mumble before rising from the bed and grabbing my glasses off of the nearby bedside table, making sure to clean off any dust from last nights long gameshow monitoring. I look back over at the table, quickly grasping my delicate crown pin and walk over to my closet in which I keep my collection of different shirt collars. "Time to get some coffee...woo..." I whisper almost silently as I walk towards the semi-break area me and my apprentice made in the satellite.
As I walk into the break room, I notice that my showrunning apprentice was standing there fumbling with the coffee maker while those two...researchers were watching in confusion; I never really got their job type even though they're basically the annoying roommates me and Banana deal with sometimes. "Greetings you three...Banana what are you doing with the coffee maker. I told you not to mess with it." I say in observation whilst adjusting my shirt collar.
"Ah- I- um Hello Silent! I...umm...the machine wasn't really working and Stache literally almost broke it-" Banana stated whilst glancing over at him. I look back at the two beans, one being blue and the other with a brown to yellow gradient, and slowly facepalm. "D- Don't worry Silent- I made sure to make you one before this idiot over here decided to somehow break it..." He adds, mainly to make sure that I don't get upset
"It's fine Banana...now Stache on the other hand...WHAT HE ACTUAL FUCK DID YOU DO??? THE COFFEE MACHINE COSTED ME 300 SHOWBUCKS- I-" I shout before getting cut off my Banana again.
"It's FINE- Silent...I already placed an order for a new one," Banana says whilst patting me on the back. Stache just looks at the two of us with the kind of look that you would give to someone when you realize they could be...ahem..."homosexual". I quickly take the small cup out of Banana's hands and take a tiny sip before immediately coughing it out again.
"What. The. Fuck did you put in it?!? This tastes more like milk than coffee-" I say before looking back at Banana, then at Stache, sighing and slowly raising a hand towards my crown pin.
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^Image of Silent teleporting via his crown pin; actually canon- sorry if image doesn't work- if it doesn't then look at the Satellite Scramble Cinematic Trailer on Youtube-
"Damn...Stache you like- actually really fucking pissed him off- I-" Banana says before I teleport away. I quickly reappear, now in the streets of the Blunderdome, specifically near the...what was it called...the "Blunder Stadium" I think. There's a good coffee shop nearby that I used to frequent back in Showrunning Collage. "...Good memories...before I had to deal with the absolute idiots that are Stache and Sally," I mumble before walking towards the building. Ding! I open the door to the cafe and start to stroll to the counter while thinking of what to get. "Hmm...man it's been a good bit...what did I usually order back in collage..?" I whisper while looking down at the ground. After thinking of my order, I quickly slam my hands down onto the counter, look at the barista, point at them, and tell them my order. "I'll have a...Tall Crown Shard Latte with extra syrup- MAKE SURE TO NOT PUT MORE THAN 2 SPOON FULLS OF MILK- extra coffee, hell make it a espresso, and....that would be all thanks!"
The bean barista just looks at me in a way that would probably be of confusion before speaking "...I know you're the Showrunner but it is not that serious for one thing of coffee- ugh- YOU- go make the Showrunner's order...I guess." Me and the main worker bean just look at each other in dead silence before the pink bean who was making my drink hands it to me. "Sir that will be....500 Kudos- I guess...we don't offer Showrunner discounts," the main barista bean says to me.
"..."
I just paid them quickly and left with the drink.
(Creatix: I- I hope you enjoyed this Oneshot- its probably the longest in this book so far- anyways- byeee!)
