Trigger warning: mrpreg, gay, mrpreg birth, detailed birth
*after 9 months Keith and ed go to the hospital*
(Knob is also a birth deliverer)
Ed:owieee owwww
Keith:are they gonna be ok doc
Knob:I think
Keith:okay
Ed:I'm pulling
Keith:your meant to push
Knob:yea is your bf retarded?
Keith:*whispers about Ed's disability*
Knob:ohhhh your bf is a-
Keith:shhhhhh don't tell them that Ed doesn't know
Ed:know what
Keith:your special
Ed:thank you I know I am
Keith:no ugh there's no point
Ed:after this can I have pizza
Keith:no
Ed:fuck
Keith:LAST TIME YOU FUCKING JIZZED IN THE PIZZA
Ed:so?
Keith:reminds me of that one furc-
Ed:what that
Keith:don't worry
Ed:okay
Knob:push you stupid fuck
Ed:huh
Knob:ugh
Ed:*starts pushing and crying*
*the wriggler pops out*
Knob:it's a lovely wriggler
Keith:let's name it Edith bc it's blood is purple
Ed:ok
Knob:good yal decided
Edith:eeek
Ed:why it make that noise
Knob:because it's a wriggler
Edith:*chews on Ed's hair*
Ed:why it do that
Keith:EDITH GET OFF
Edith: WAHHHHHH
Ed:ima join in AHHHHHHHHHH
Knob:this isn't gonna last long
