Dog purple guy x dog reader

New cat?

I just got a cat ( not in real life 😔) and the 1 dog to annoy him is Vincent .... Vincent: he's evil I'll tell you he's plotting Connie's death ! You: he's just a cute grumpy kitty look- cat: shut up I'm not cute!!!! Vincent: see! Cat: I'm not evil or cute ! Daisy: but your face cat: no! Me: I'll call you ....... Storm is your grumpy ! Storm: yep she named me I'm stuck here for life. You/Daisy: yay knew bro!!! Vincent: he's evil I just know it! You: your the one who Chases the mailman . Vincent: he's evil he brings these things of paper to Connie's box thingy ! You: 😓 Vincent that's her mail she needs it . Vincent: oh 😐 Daisy: ( laughs) Vincent how you didn't know! Vincent: sorry I was a pound dog! You: figures Connie got me as a pup I was so cute! Storm: yeah what happened to the cute puppy you: goss mr. Gumby pants who put your boxers in a twist. Storm: my mother ! Vincent: but we are animals we don't wear pants or underwear . You: it was a figure of speech Vincent 😒 . Storm: just like any other male dog more dum then a box of dirt . You: you mean a box of hair? Storm: no dirt . Me: all guys are gay or takin. 😩 you: hmm.... Vincent: your thing to find a mate for her aren't you? Daisy: I wanna help ! Storm: not me . Vincent: your so lazy . Storm: ( says it like pewdiepie ) I don't care!!!!!! Daisy : we can hack into Johnny Ghost and Toast's home and make her a boyfriend . You: no Daisy you know what happened when we used your hair . Daisy : what so he was hyper and had long hair and wore mostly yellow . You: he had dog ears and a tail he could understand us and most importantly he jumped on Connie's back we had to put a big coat and hat on him to haid his ears and tail . Vincent: he melted a midnight . ( ok I'll let you guys choose what anime/what ever male character to your dog self to try and hook us up sorry I'm board. And yes I know homestuck )